1988's The Blob is by far the blobbiest movie ever reviewed on this show. Because of that, this is also the longest episode of this show so far AND because of THAT, we made sure Micah forgot to plug in his very expensive studio mic to instead use his crappy computer mic. Trust us though, it's really not that bad. The big question: Was The Blob that bad? Micah and Alex pick it apart to find out what's inside that giant ball of space snot and if it's worth revisiting 1988 to give it a watch. Plus, another Final Girl survives to win the Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! mystery prize and a creepy Samaritan proves you should never judge a hillbilly by his cover...or something like that.

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