This week Matt and Scott take a look at the 1998 Dark Tower short story The Little Sisters of Eluria. We discuss the importance of Jesus Dogs, the merits of jizz eating vampires, and what defines liminal Roland.  For our Season 1 Finale, we want to hear from you! Leave us a voicemail at (720) 386-2374 and let us know why you love The Dark Tower and why it's important to you. We'll play your messages on our finale! Next week...on the penultimate episode of season 1...let's watch The Dark Tower movie.  Check out the show schedule:  https://tinyurl.com/yxa7lojv Support us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/doofmedia Stay updated with Kingslingers: @doofmedia Message us at kingslingerspod@gmail.com Original music created by Matt Freeman: https://soundcloud.com/the-daly-planet/kingslingers-intro-ka-tet Cover artwork created by Cyrix: https://www.reddit.com/user/CyrixDrawsStuff