Alice & Natalia are joined by roast master, Eli Sairs (@elisairs), to get him up to speed on the turtle sex and science he missed growing up in the south. The trio review Woodrocket's "10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" and learn way too much about turtle penises among other things.  Support us on Patreon!  Listen to Eli's other shows:  The Roast Ghost  Toga Party Podcast