The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare chalk up a century of episodes as Jamie Carragher joins for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.
Carragher's selection of footballing fascinations and irritations include centre-backs being sent up front, the excitement that comes with signing a star of a major tournament and a truly underreported crime: fans applauding strikers who block clearances down the line that then go out for a goal kick.
Meanwhile, Carragher is grilled about his involvement in the 1997 Sony Minidisc Euro Sixes, the weirdest six-a-side tournament of all time.
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