Lance asks the question: What if there is no hockey this year?  He talks about his kids routines and how to build hockey reps when you're not on the ice.  Randall takes a swing at the concept of the sudden nature of rink closure and has some thoughts on how they will make a comeback.  The character of the week is the one who always has a story that's better than yours, always has an experience more valuable than yours and their kids always are on teams that yours can't get on.