On today's episode of Macrodosing, Billy Football returns to talk the conspiracies and facts behind the business of bottled water. Some say it's the scam of the century. You'll hear everything from Dasani putting salt in the water to keep you thirsty to Billy getting scammed on Craigslist. You don't want to miss it. Also, Frank The Tank joins us to do a water taste test. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

1:00 Billy returns

3:00 Billy saves Democracy

6:00 Billy gets scammed on Craigslist

12:30 Nazi Kool-Aid

18:30 Water talk begins

22:00 Water break stories

30:45 Arian football story

34:40 PFT hilarious coach story

39:00 Best water bottle to piss in

44:00 History of bottled water

51:00 Regulations on bottled water

58:00 Peeing in the ocean

1:01:00 Towing iceberg idea

1:03:00 PH levels

1:18:00 Tap water

1:30:00 Frank The Tank taste test