Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Tim Paine's bulging dick

- Preview of the upcoming Australia v India women's series

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer? Can YOU name everybody who has retired this week?

- Somebody's given us a review! Write us your five star review in the form of ‘Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw is the most (blank) cricket podcast of them all. Cat and Dan’s devotion to (blank) is what keeps me coming back each week.’ and we might read it out on air.

- And finally, a very busy Muller award, featuring Matthew Hayden (see https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/pakistans-poor-batters-are-going-to-have-to-listen-to-matthew-hayden-speak/2021/09/14/), more dogs on cricket fields, and Joe Root's grandfather.