Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever

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Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever

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May 11, 2021

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The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.

Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.

Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie
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May 11, 2021

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Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

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Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service: Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee.... How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt. It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film. Also I truly do wish you could act. Join us as we embark upon the Haun... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 7.5 The Man From Hong Kong [TEASER]: The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby! This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 3.5: OSS 117 Cairo; Nest of Spies [TEASER]: Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch! Find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49127058 by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 9: The Man With The Golden Gun: We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'.We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, mayb... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 11: Moonraker: Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is prim... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever: The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'. Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of ... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 16: The Living Daylights: It's time for a New Guy.We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acqui... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 3: Goldfinger: It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him. We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon... by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only: Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved ... by Kill James Bond!
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