Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]

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Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]

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Mar 9, 2021

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There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery.
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Mar 9, 2021

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Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

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Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]: There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery. find it at https://www.patreon.com/posts/48554110 by Kill James Bond!
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Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]

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