Cousin Sal is back from vacation and ready to recap everything he missed last week with his pal Dave. Timberwolves rookie Anthony Edwards throws down an insane slam dunk and posterizes Yuta Watanbe; Cousin Sal thinks being mocked on Twitter has replaced actual posters, while Dave thinks playing good defense should not count as being humiliated. The guys discuss their personal most embarrassing sports moments as Dave recalls finally getting his moment to come off the bench in a high school basketball game (07:00). On the anniversary of the Miracle on Ice, Sal and Dave talk about what the odds would have been betting USA to beat the Soviet Union and Dave remembers leaving Hebrew School to watch the game on delay (19:30). Sal and Dave disagree on the Carson Wentz trade, plus AFC West favorites (23:00), Cam Newton heckled by kid and who could be the Patriots starting quarterback this season (31:00)? The new NHL schedule has Sal fatigued but Dave loves it and wants to rename the divisions to honor hockey’s greats (35:30). Fernando Tatis Jr. signs a massive 14-year, $340 million deal with the San Diego Padres, how many years will he actually play in San Diego for (41:00)? Finally, Cousin Sal has learned never to doubt Derrick Lewis again as he gets the Crown Royal Athlete of the Week (47:15).