After an incredible weekend of college basketball, Dave doubles down on flipping a coin would be a more credible way to crown a champion (02:00). Cousin Sal calls this Dave’s worst take ever. After receiving flack from the internet, Dave explains his Brad Stevens to Indiana University tweet (08:30). Sister Jean is at it again as Loyola Chicago upsets Illinois and moves on to the Sweet 16. There are no perfect brackets left in America and Sal’s no buzzer beaters bet wins again (11:00). Dave and Sal discuss how the Lebron James and LaMelo Ball injuries impact the MVP and Rookie of the Year races as new betting favorites emerge in Nikola Jokic (-110) and Anthony Edwards (-210). Then they break down if they would rather be a NCAA basketball coach or a NBA coach (23:30). Then after more NFL free agent signings, Dave and Sal react to the Steelers re-signing JuJu Smith-Schuster and the Giants making a big splash with Kenny Golladay. Sal looks back at strange bets from a year ago as quarantine began (36:30). Finally, Sal and Dave give their Crown Royal Athletes of the Week as Cameron Krutwig wins the game and the internet (48:30).