It’s April Fools’ Day and Cousin Sal explains why he is struggling today. The Final Four is finally set and Dave reluctantly apologizes to Sal for saying the tournament doesn’t give the best winners (02:30). Baylor (-5)/Houston, Gonzaga (-13)/UCLA as Dave and Sal give their picks and why there might be hope for UCLA to cause a major upset. The guys think UCLA should not be considered a Cinderella and discuss more accurate names (13:15). Which sport is actually the best at crowning their champion? Dave agrees the NHL’s Presidents’ Trophy is one of the most pointless trophies in all of sports (23:!5). As Opening Day begins the guys give their World Series predictions and which teams could knock off the defending champion Los Angeles Dodgers. Dave recalls kissing a woman so passionately at a baseball game he was told to knock it off (35:30). The guys discuss why NFL Pro Days are sort of pointless and Dave attempts to compare them to the movie Total Recall (45:30). Michael Strahan fixed the gap in his teeth, should the Pro Football Hall of Fame have to fix his bust? Dave is fascinated by all the meanings of the term bust. Could Strahan have done this as an April Fools’ prank (51:30)? Finally, Dave breaks down who should be considered the favorite between King Kong and Godzilla (57:45).