My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]

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My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]

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Aug 19, 2020

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Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more.
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Aug 19, 2020

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F**kface is shooting yourself in the foot for a laugh. Host Geoff Ramsey is joined every week by long time friend Gavin Free to talk with Andrew Panton, a guy with no social boundaries and too much time on his hands. Together they break down Andrew's endless exploits, their own stupid realizations, and confess to things they probably shouldn't. New episodes release Wednesdays at 2 AM Central.

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My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]

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