I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]

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I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]

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Aug 12, 2020

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Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more.

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Aug 12, 2020

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F**kface is shooting yourself in the foot for a laugh. Host Geoff Ramsey is joined every week by long time friend Gavin Free to talk with Andrew Panton, a guy with no social boundaries and too much time on his hands. Together they break down Andrew's endless exploits, their own stupid realizations, and confess to things they probably shouldn't. New episodes release Wednesdays at 2 AM Central.

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I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more. by F**kface
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Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more. by F**kface
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A Variety of Lawsuits//Bog Roll Folders? [16]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more. by F**kface
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Embracing the Waffle Lifestyle // Rolling Several Ankles in Austin [25]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more. by F**kface
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Fluke Face: Fluke Face by F**kface
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Why Are You Yelling // Medium Strength Water [35]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling buger bet confidence, and more. by F**kface
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Andrew Loses Power // Andrew's Precious Bits [23]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric steps in and the show is just weird for like half an hour BUT THEN Andrew comes back and Geoff goes over his new business plan. Truly revolutionary stuff. by F**kface
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The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though. by F**kface
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The Worst Minute in F**kface History // Metaphorical Coin Flipping Socks [30]: Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfaithfulness, a good minute, and more. by F**kface
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I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]

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