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4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg

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Aug 20, 2016

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Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees.

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Aug 20, 2016

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Each week, Aaron Catano-Saez and Jeff Stormer take a listener-submitted prompt and spin it into an original fantasy character. Tweet us a character prompt: @AMFC_Podcast Email us a character prompt: AllMyFantasyChildren@gmail.com

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5. Madam Mysteria: The Revolution of Puri... Grasshopper City: Aaron and Jeff are blessed with a prompt from @DaMoonRulz. "A Cleric whose Holy symbol is a tome known as: "The Secret" Our hosts channel their power to create the hero, Madam Mysteria, a priestess with a secret power. However, not even she can save them from returning to a familiar land... with an unfamiliar foe. by All My Fantasy Children
47 min listen
15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen! by All My Fantasy Children
44 min listen
$15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen!$
24. Mama Kat and Corby: Pizza and Parenting: Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Katherine and her incredible daughter, Corby! by All My Fantasy Children
50 min listen
19. Pelter: The Way of the Shaduh': The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves? by All My Fantasy Children
51 min listen
Short Story: The Snowy Fields of Yore: Hello, Junior Wizards! We wanted to give you a brief look at what is to come in terms of bonus content for the podcast! Soon we will be channeling Dark Magicks into audio dramas featuring our characters, and more short stories like this one! Hope you enjoy, and if you do, consider supporting our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/AllMyFantasyChildren by All My Fantasy Children
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11. All My Spooky Children: Pumpkin Jay: Happy Halloween! Enjoy the tale of Pumpkin Jay! Join Aaron and Jeff on their first ever All My Fantasy Children Halloween Spectacular! The two are supercharged with Dark Magicks on this 'Ween, and will need every ounce of it for the spooky prompt submitted by @BlakeRyanBatman "Chad Butternut once left a pumpkin out- lightning hit it- came to life- it wanted to learn magic" Previous episodes recommended before listening: Ep0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table Madam Mysteria: The Battle for Puri... Grasshopper City by All My Fantasy Children
42 min listen
7. Tia Matte: The Light Through the Prism: On episode 7 of All My Fantasy Children, we are bringin' the music back with a prompt from twitter user, @Spacekase. "A Dragonkin bard who wants to be an idol" In a world where creativity is dead, only one Draconic idol can drop the bass and get this party started. by All My Fantasy Children
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Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd: Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd by All My Fantasy Children by All My Fantasy Children
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3. Jonny Orko: Satan, Thy Name is Paulie: Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade. by All My Fantasy Children
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12. AMFC History Lesson: Party of (the) Five: This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost). by All My Fantasy Children
46 min listen
6. John-Pierre: With Great Style Comes Grape Responsibility: With the help of the prompt "A dwarf with style" from twitter user, DaigleBagel, our hosts conjure John-Pierre, a man with so much style, he had to be brought to you by a very specific sponsor. Aaron and Jeff discover that sometimes style is not open to interpretation. Some people possess an incredibly powerful aura of magnetism, and with that aura, a single person can change the fate of the world. by All My Fantasy Children
39 min listen
25. Primrose: Stargazing: Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the Dark Magickal Smoke Shack. Will they ever unite under the Spiral Ham again? I definitely do not know... by All My Fantasy Children
41 min listen
1. Slip Willis: Field of MERP: Aaron and Jeff give life to @LeviathanFiles' fantasy child, Slip Willis, a trash-bard with an ostentatious hat in the Middle Earth tabletop RPG. Our hosts soon learns that song bards are destined for more than just playing songs. by All My Fantasy Children
60 min listen
8. Captain Goldbeard: Set Sail on the Sea Butt: Icon art by Dave Lapru @plantbird Ahoy there, lovers of dark magick AND pirates! In this episode of All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff take twitter user @Plantbird's prompt, "A pirate captain with a strict no killing policy" and create Captain Goldbeard. Set sail with the world's most popular pirate and discover the true dream of all those who seek a life on the seven seas. by All My Fantasy Children
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9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain? by All My Fantasy Children
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$9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain?$
4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg: Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees. by All My Fantasy Children
42 min listen
21. Stratos: N&N 1st Edition: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week on All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff are transported by the Dark Magick Spiral Ham to the city of Geode! Our Senior Wizards channel the power of @Sealkie's prompt, " A dwarf dreams of seeing the sky one day. " into Stratos, a young Dwarf with a destiny to see what lies beyond.! Will you join Jeff and Aaron as they endlessly churn butter in hopes of making sense out of the horrific and dazzling tome, N&N 1st Edition? by All My Fantasy Children
50 min listen
27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin by All My Fantasy Children
56 min listen
$27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin$
Audio Drama: The Room Where It Happened: Welcome Jr Wizards! During our off-week, we wanted you to have some good good AMFC to hold you ove! Please enjoy our latest audio drama, The Room Where It Happened, written by Jeff and voiced by Aaron! Interviews are never easy, but the show must go on. by All My Fantasy Children
7 min listen
18. Trick Smallman: Happy Reflections Day: Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle. by All My Fantasy Children
43 min listen
10. Skylar Morrison: More Juic-E More Problems: This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future. by All My Fantasy Children
50 min listen
16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North? by All My Fantasy Children
53 min listen
$16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?$
2. Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table: Jeff and Aaron are blessed with BeeCollage's character submission, "Big Jeremy, the ironmonger's son". Our hosts witness the fall of an empire, but live through the reign of a savior. by All My Fantasy Children
42 min listen
26. Trance Halford: Go Galactic: Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, "an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities," Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical Smoke Shack... by All My Fantasy Children
41 min listen
45. GenCon50 Hotel Spectacular: Nelly: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, our Senior Wizards were in Indianapolis for GenCon50 and were able to record an episode live for a few friends of the show! Thanks to a prompt from @HauntingtheMorg, Nelly is born! ...and we are so sorry for that. by All My Fantasy Children
51 min listen
34. The Sisters Nexus: Liar's Code: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the use of a prompt from Twitter users @Observer138 and @oitnily, we dive deep into the waters of Fantasy! "Where the thousand rivers meet, 2 siblings found a trading outpost. But as the town grows, so too does their rivalry" "A pair of twins who run competing fantasy businesses" Will our Senior Wizards ever escape the Sister's cycle of deception? Only those who learn the Liar's Code will find out... by All My Fantasy Children
51 min listen
28. Ravenspire: Fullpunk Achemist: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry "A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost" to create... Ravenspire, Fantasy's most punk rock pyro spectre! by All My Fantasy Children
46 min listen
17. Justice Judicator: Life After Liminy: Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles\_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judicator by All My Fantasy Children
46 min listen
$17. Justice Judicator: Life After Liminy: Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles\_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judicator$
36. Spot L. Shellman and The Fun-Bots: Welcome, Jr. Wizards, to the Lucky Bug Casino! Tonight, Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magickal Roulette Wheel of Chance, and bet it all on @Plantbird's prompt: A beetle beastman who runs a casino. Meet Spot L. Shellman, owner of the Lucky Bug Casino! A place in Fantasy where you can gamble, grab a drink, and enjoy the company of janitorial equipment. by All My Fantasy Children
53 min listen
35. Going Galactic with Jonny Orko: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Pop open an unsettling interstellar sports beverage and return to the stars! Thanks to a prompt from @FrankiExtra, "The last bard of a destroyed world, they now travel other worlds telling their tale" That's right, Junior Wizards... Orko is back, and he has quite a tale to tell by All My Fantasy Children
40 min listen

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