180. The Pillar of Folly: Pondering the Orb (Featuring Jay Dragon)

$9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain?$

10. Skylar Morrison: More Juic-E More Problems: This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future. by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

23. Rust Ironhands: Forging a Future Δ: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Dark Magicks. Spiral Hams. Mr Honkers. How does it all connect!? This week, Jeff and Aaron return to Geode to give life to prompts from @DoilySpider AND one from @Daninrl! The first, "A failed mad scientist who is in love with their most successful creation" and the second, a mystery that will be revealed mid-episode! Our Senior Wizards will meet Rust Ironhands, a scientist forced on a mission to end the life of a legend... by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen! by All My Fantasy Children

44 min listen

$15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen!$

4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg: Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees. by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

12. AMFC History Lesson: Party of (the) Five: This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost). by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

18. Trick Smallman: Happy Reflections Day: Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

1. Slip Willis: Field of MERP: Aaron and Jeff give life to @LeviathanFiles' fantasy child, Slip Willis, a trash-bard with an ostentatious hat in the Middle Earth tabletop RPG. Our hosts soon learns that song bards are destined for more than just playing songs. by All My Fantasy Children

60 min listen

3. Jonny Orko: Satan, Thy Name is Paulie: Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade. by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North? by All My Fantasy Children

53 min listen

$16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?$

19. Pelter: The Way of the Shaduh': The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves? by All My Fantasy Children

51 min listen

27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin by All My Fantasy Children

56 min listen

$27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin$

31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back... Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way of godhood, but that path is not a single line - it is a circle, one of many. The "opposite" way also leads to the same place, and thus the path of ecstasy allows us to ascend as well. And what greater ecstasy than the perfect meal? A bouillabaisse after a wintry night at sea? A buttery and spirit-soaked desert as a prelude and foundation to lovemaking? A perfect egg sandwich to accompany the sun's rising? An apple on a rooftop overlooking the city? But of course, "perfect" is relative - there are heights to cuisine yet unscaled, culinary frontiers yet unbroken. And where might they lie? Magic is a force we see in our everyday lives by All My Fantasy Children

38 min listen

28. Ravenspire: Fullpunk Achemist: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry "A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost" to create... Ravenspire, Fantasy's most punk rock pyro spectre! by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

21. Stratos: N&N 1st Edition: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week on All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff are transported by the Dark Magick Spiral Ham to the city of Geode! Our Senior Wizards channel the power of @Sealkie's prompt, " A dwarf dreams of seeing the sky one day. " into Stratos, a young Dwarf with a destiny to see what lies beyond.! Will you join Jeff and Aaron as they endlessly churn butter in hopes of making sense out of the horrific and dazzling tome, N&N 1st Edition? by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

13. Eliza and Callahan: The Labyrinth of Love: This week Aaron and Jeff were beamed a prompt from Penumdra that is chock full of dark energy! "A ranger whose animal companion used to be a human" Join our two Senior Wizards as they create Eliza Johnswort, Halfling Ranger, and her animal companion, Callahan Whiskerman. Love sprouts in the most unpredictable of pumpkin patches. by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

37. Crystal Grim: Reap What You Sow: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Here we go! Prepare to reap what you sow! Twitter user @TroublePooka has gifted Jeff and Aaron the power to forge a mech of their own! Get in the $@#!'ing robot, Crystal! Art by Occuli! Check out their work, and all the ways you can support them! Inprnt.com/gallery/inkocculi Patreon.com/occuli [https://ko-fi.com/occuli](https://ko-fi.com/occuli "https://ko-fi.com/occuli") [https://twitter.com/inkocculi](https://twitter.com/inkocculi "https://twitter.com/inkocculi") by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

26. Trance Halford: Go Galactic: Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, "an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities," Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical Smoke Shack... by All My Fantasy Children

41 min listen