Season 2, Episode 1 – I want to be a priest forever

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Season 2, Episode 1 – I want to be a priest forever

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Aug 27, 2014

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Mike speaks Army, C-Bisc speaks Spanish, but none of us worships the pope.

Released:

Aug 27, 2014

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Three Dogs North are Juice, C-Bisc, and Michael Metz. Topics are carelessly selected and poorly researched. The strength of the project lies in the fact that there is no way of knowing its audience. So please come in, grab a seat, and enjoy. Contact the Dogs at threedogsnorth@gmail.com Follow us @ThreeDogsNorth

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Episode 9 – Pineal Gland: Which is stronger, the Rite of Exorcism, the Sacrament of Penance, or a Super-soaker full of holy water? Why don’t you just read my palm and tell me to hop on one foot and we can call it good. by Three Dogs North
33 min listen
Episode 25 – You’re not gonna believe me: One nice thing about eating dinner with the Pope is that you don’t have to ask anyone for faculties to hear his confession. Dang papists. by Three Dogs North
27 min listen
Episode 6 – Your own plans stink: A brief conversation about babies, both human and divine. The demons in the radiators don’t want you to hear this. (Feat. Dmac) by Three Dogs North
26 min listen
Episode 10 – Pizza luv: Do you think we can put this Vatican up on Craigslist? Imagine how many five dollar foot longs we could afford. We’re going to be masters of divinity, after all. I think we know what we’re talking about, God. by Three Dogs North
38 min listen
Episode 18 – The jig is up: It doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out the difference between Old and New Testaments. A water bottle and a little mercy go a long way. by Three Dogs North
23 min listen
Episode 17 – Right into her trap: You’re eating a burrito and you notice a monster rose right over your shoulder. Just remember that yellow is for friendship. by Three Dogs North
23 min listen
Episode 11 – Who the heck is that guy?: Vladimir Putin might be trying to infiltrate the seminary and kids are stabbing each other with tacks in Mike’s catechism class. We really need to work on our group energy. by Three Dogs North
22 min listen
Episode 5 – Preach it with a fever: Your gold medal is going to be lava in the core of the earth someday, so just please come back home. by Three Dogs North
28 min listen
Episode 19 – Dwarves and elves: If you steal root beer and then lie about it, you’re trying to kill Aslan. And, by the way, you might as well forget about trying to turn a baseball card into a dinosaur. by Three Dogs North
28 min listen
Episode 15 – Nary a dry eye: It could be incense or it could be cheese in a can, but the moment you smell it you think, “I don’t know what it is, but I want it.” This podcast brought to you by Tide Bleach. (Feat. Dmac) by Three Dogs North
26 min listen
Episode 14 – Alaskan rescue mission: It might be a video of a figure skater with overdubbed flatulence, but some things just have to be shared. “You can have your thing and we’ll have ours” is costing us lives, people. by Three Dogs North
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Episode 8 – Poor is not having connections: Juice got up early this morning warm and well-fed, because Christianity is not something you just sit around a podcast about. (Feat. Dmac) by Three Dogs North
26 min listen
Episode 12 – It’s a hyperlink!: Ochocinco tweeted at you. Now you have an hour to figure out how twitter works. You should probably ask someone other than us. by Three Dogs North
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Episode 7 – It’s “wary” not “weary”: How do you make a building represent “God to the third power”? Spoiler alert: the answer is “make it a cube”. And in case you were wondering, you and not it are deficient. (Feat. Dmac) by Three Dogs North
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Episode 29 – A fresh start: God doesn’t expect you to get a perfect score on your first try. Just pour a glass of home-made wine, and try not to beat yourself up about it. Feat. Dmac and Fr. Scott, plus special called-in guest Fr. Tom. by Three Dogs North
25 min listen
S2 Episode 11 – Miracle shot: You’re a victim of circumstance, so create better circumstances. by Three Dogs North
35 min listen
Episode 27 – Problems of re-entry: Feat. Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. You’re floating in orbit looking down at the earth, but you just want to get back and eat some Cap’n Crunch (sans berries). At least they have a Skymall up here. by Three Dogs North
36 min listen
Episode 4 – OG K. Chesterton: Dennis Rodman, Bill Murray, St. Francis of Assisi, Homer Simpson, and the Dali Lama. Are we all just Legos after all? by Three Dogs North
58 min listen
Episode 13 – You’re my boy, Lou: If you’re looking for silver or gold you’re barking up the wrong tree. You might be able to squeeze some breviaries out of us if your timing is good, though. by Three Dogs North
22 min listen
Episode 20 – Particle board mansion: If heaven’s only good enough for you if other people can’t have it, then you’re not ready for it yet. But don’t beat yourself up about it. by Three Dogs North
22 min listen
S2 Episode 2 – He’s not tame, but he’s good: Come swim in the paradoxes, preach fire, and enjoy the laser light show. by Three Dogs North
23 min listen
Episode 22 – Priesthood is this thing and not that: Can we still have a reasonable discussion about a male-only priesthood in a post-“Junior”-starring-Arnold-Schwarzeneggar world? You’ll just have to listen to find out. by Three Dogs North
29 min listen
Episode 16 – B-sides: YaoMingNeard.com: Monday bonus! When it comes to a good beard, there’s just not that much to be said. We defy this principle. (Feat. Dmac) by Three Dogs North
17 min listen
Episode 28 – B-sides: mission of mercy: Throwback episode. To flush or not to flush; Fish lives hang in the balance. by Three Dogs North
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S3 Episode 1 – The one where the sound is better: It’s gonna be a bro night. by Three Dogs North
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Episode 24 – Initial public offering: I say we take an M-80 to the toilet bowl of the American University. Wouldn’t that sound good with a little Aerosmith in the background? by Three Dogs North
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Season 2, Episode 1 – I want to be a priest forever: Mike speaks Army, C-Bisc speaks Spanish, but none of us worships the pope. by Three Dogs North
30 min listen
Episode 21 – God is really proud of you: Let’s be honest, at our best we feel like A.C. Slater climbing onto a backwards chair. But there are the Screech moments as well. by Three Dogs North
30 min listen
Episode 23 – Eating the frosting last: Don’t have a vacuous life now so you can have a full one later. Have an adventure instead. by Three Dogs North
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S3 Episode 13 – All the way down: You’re never as far along in the spiritual life as you think you are. And the only people who don’t make mistakes are those who do nothing. by Three Dogs North
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Season 2, Episode 1 – I want to be a priest forever

Season 2, Episode 1 – I want to be a priest forever

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