Episode 19 – Dwarves and elves

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Episode 19 – Dwarves and elves

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Apr 23, 2014

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If you steal root beer and then lie about it, you’re trying to kill Aslan. And, by the way, you might as well forget about trying to turn a baseball card into a dinosaur.

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Apr 23, 2014

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Three Dogs North are Juice, C-Bisc, and Michael Metz. Topics are carelessly selected and poorly researched. The strength of the project lies in the fact that there is no way of knowing its audience. So please come in, grab a seat, and enjoy. Contact the Dogs at threedogsnorth@gmail.com Follow us @ThreeDogsNorth

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Episode 19 – Dwarves and elves

Episode 19 – Dwarves and elves

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