SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox

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SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox

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Jan 31, 2015

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It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to …

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Jan 31, 2015

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Titles in the series (51)

SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

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SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox: It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. by SAYER
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SAYER Episode 16 – Chunks Happen: Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick and simple solution by patently ignoring best practices for workplace safety. If you like SAYER, by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 30 – Doors: There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 32 – The Day the Mirrors Seethe: Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 26 – Substantial Mutual Harm: Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon. by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 33 – Subversion: As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 35 – A Very Safe Position: Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, by SAYER
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SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox

SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox

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