Hey! Just a heads up, this is a SUPER NSFW EPISODE. Much more so than usual. So make sure your children are tucked into bed before diving into this week's particularly risqué pod. Topics covered include: Did Dr. Eggman take Donkey Kong's name when he got him pregnant? We pitch 90s edgelord variants of the Super Mario RPG opening; there's much talk of MRPEG; we discuss Mario's living situation and hookup relationship with Princess "Peach" Toadstool; the Bowser / King Koopa Switcheroo; John drops the best joke in the history of podcasting; we ruminate on the Lumpy Space Princessness of Mallow, as well as the proper pronunciation of Mallow; and MUCH MUCH MORE. It's a jam packed, ridiculous episode of podcasting. THIS WEEK: We play from the start of Super Mario RPG through until we get the second star. NEXT WEEK: We hit the third and fourth stars!   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Williams, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNYPoyecyVkXzg4D3Pq5mKw  His Soundcloud is here: https://soundcloud.com/mykalwilliams This week's art is from: http://jsparrow.deviantart.com