We explore several theories on the lineage of the Koopa Kids and Bowser Jr. as well as try to gain some insight into the true relationship between Mario, Princess "Peach" Toadstool, and Bowser himself. Other questions we ask: is there any Croco fan art? Is googling bad for a podcast? Is Super Mario RPG just a tabletop RPG made by Luigi to get revenge on his brother? On a scale of hot to superhot, how hot is Booster? Is the Mushroom Kingdom experiencing a defacto coup? Stay tuned through the credits for the most erotic exploration of Croco art ever put to podcast! This week: We get stars three and four! Next week: We get stars five and six! Human Croco: http://38383838.deviantart.com/art/Croco-X-Mallow-576676507 Croco Tickles: http://img15.deviantart.net/0567/i/2009/033/5/4/trouble_with_piranha_plants_by_sassysnake.jpg   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Williams, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNYPoyecyVkXzg4D3Pq5mKw  His Soundcloud is here: https://soundcloud.com/mykalwilliams