Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool

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Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool

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40 minutes

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May 5, 2015

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Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems.

Released:

May 5, 2015

Format:

Podcast episode

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend. 191841

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Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool: Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems. by Bitch Bible
40 min listen
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Celtic Woman: Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish. by Bitch Bible
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The Young and the Reckless: Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all. by Bitch Bible
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No New Friends with Heather McDonald: Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a... by Bitch Bible
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Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel: Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name. by Bitch Bible
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Dr. Schimmel Feat. Heather Dubrow: Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére. by Bitch Bible
32 min listen
Bad Blood: Jackie goes on another mentally compromising journey into the depths of Las Vegas with Xanax in tow. She turns up in da club, drinks gross vodka cranberries and even gets stuck in Taylor Swift’s bathroom after a small toilet malfunction. by Bitch Bible
21 min listen
Dr. Schimmel: Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self. by Bitch Bible
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Bachelorette Recap!: Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night’s Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn’s heart. by Bitch Bible
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Jackie and the City: Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too man... by Bitch Bible
26 min listen
New Year, Same Bitch: Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop body shaming her boyfriend and a very sincere apology to her frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow... It ma... by Bitch Bible
23 min listen
Turtle Time with Amy Phillips: Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram... by Bitch Bible
34 min listen
Medium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-Kate: Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family’s 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don’t get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a s... by Bitch Bible
40 min listen
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan Fleming: Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode ... by Bitch Bible
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Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman: Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend. by Bitch Bible
54 min listen
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God: Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatm... by Bitch Bible
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Honesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha Webb: Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, ... by Bitch Bible
33 min listen
Dr. Schimmel Part Trois: Third time’s the charm - it’s another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don’t want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have by Bitch Bible
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