Joe and Clownbaby join the show / Bullies in Middle School / Fighting In School / Mike is such a nerd / Mike confronts a bully / Mike is a douchey fighter / Sex Education / Joe had sex with a straight girl / Uncle Paul calls in from Purto Rico / More Stupid School Fighting Stories / Girl Fights at the Gas Station / Obama Goes to War / Syria Issues / Japan and China at War by 2020 / Poultry Credits / Clownbaby's poor 9-11 joke / Stars Wars 9-11 parallel / Ray Rice / IRS Emails / More Ray Rice / Halley Joel / Putting Cum in the cup / Alex Jones Clips of the Week / End / Preshow Fight Talk