We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like:

7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker 

9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic

14:24: Half of us don’t know how old our siblings are/Ryan’s parents are salmon

19:52: We actually start previewing Week 9, including Dana Holgorsen’s Casino Youth Group

24:50: APP STATE IS RANKED DO NOT FORGET THIS FACT

29:09: Ryan tries to talk about Friday games but is summarily rejected

31:51: Followed by Jason talking about UNC VERSUS UVA WHAT A DICK

36:20: A vision of the future that ends with Iowa playing for the national championship

44:36: Spencer tries to avoid talking about Florida-Georgia

51:06: Yeah USF probably won’t be undefeated much longer

57:12: Kentucky-Mizzou, the headless man vs. the disembodied head

60:50: SANDMAN HOT GAMBLIN TIPS

63:14: A month-long, tripartite Chicken BetLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices