Hudson's Piratey Summer

By Mason Bell

Hudson Boone, the firstborn of a cursed pirate lineage, accidentally travels by map, landing in a time when treacherous pirates sail the sea―a world that is definitely not like the movies.

Surrounded by rugged buccaneers, Hudson sails towards the unknown, where captivating mermaids prove more dangerous than friendly, and sharks want to chomp him to bits.

Will Hudson defy the odds and uncover his true identity, bringing an end to the centuries-old curse? Join Hudson on a journey like no other and discover the true essence of pirate life—loyalty, honor, and hidden treasure!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mason Bell
• Release date: Apr 26, 2024
• ISBN: 9798986606668

Mason Bell

Mason Bell spent many of her teenage years working under the scorching sun in a popular theme park. Serving in positions from ride operation to sweeping trash to managing work crews, she learned the park's secrets and gained an appreciation for the effort that went into creating the illusion.Mason Bell lives in South Texas with her husband and two cats, Frodo and Fat Hobbit.

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Chapter 1

And…We’re here! Boringville, USA!

Hours of mind-numbing forest stop abruptly at the edge of my grandma’s town. Back-to-school propaganda is painted on the buildings’ storefronts, and from the look of it, all done by the same artist. That’s probably the case. The way Mom talks about this town, it wouldn’t know fun if it fell from the sky and set up a carnival.

For the record, it’s not even close to school time. It’s the first week of August, and, last I checked, that is still considered summer break. But adults are eager to get rid of us older kids. I’m not Mom’s chubby-cheeked little boy anymore—just another bored thirteen-year-old lurking around the kitchen for cookies and brownies between video games.

Turrets on the town courthouse distract me, that is, until Mom slams on the brakes. The horn blares as she shakes a fist at the driver’s ancient pickup truck coasting through a stop sign. His wrinkled hand waves out the window and gives her the did I do that grin. I know from experience what’s going to happen next.

Who taught you to drive, half-wit! Mom yells.

Her fingers grip the steering wheel like it is the man’s neck. She turns to me, rubbing my flat-top hair. I apologize for my outburst, Hudson. Road Pirates are everywhere these days.

A shy smile is all I’m offering my mom’s distraught glance. Anything more, and she’d tell me the story once again of how the car slid over an ice patch to the highway guardrail, killing her best friend. Even after three years, she still phrases it that way—best friend. Mom thinks saying your dad when talking about the accident will send me into a heaping mass of depression. But what does she know about me? Her work always comes before spending time with me.

"Thank you for volunteering to stay with Grandma for the remainder of the summer. Since Grandpa has gone missing, her health has only deteriorated."

Like I had a choice.

A man riding a girl’s bike alongside the impossibly slow traffic is making better time than us. His long gray hair flips in time with the faded pink streamers on the handlebars, distracting me from thinking about Grandpa and how he vanished a few months after Dad’s accident.

Our old, boxy car passes the speed limit sign at the other edge of town. I don’t think she sees the big, black numbers have increased ‘cause cars pull around us and glare at Mom as they cut her off and blast down the highway.

Safety trumps social pressure, Mom reminds me for the hundredth time.

Her hand flicks on the blinker, and the car slows even more, driving half on the road and half on the grass. Cars stalled in the muddy ditch encourage her to be careful and not suffer their fate!

A break in the trees leads to a small dirt path that is our exit. Rocks plink inside the wheel hub as the car bounces over the deep potholes. Tall trees line the driveway to Grandma’s house. Tiny pink flowers float around in the air like confetti from the slowly dying trees.

Maybe I’m a little carsick, but that looks to be a boat anchor in my side mirror. It could be just a dead bush. They seem to be everywhere.

My head jerks toward Mom. Did you see that?

What are you referring to, dear?

I thought I saw a giant chain, like the kind on cruise ships.

Mom points to something in the distance. I fall back into my seat. An old wooden ship sits just beyond the clearing with regular house windows and a flagpole holding a green-and-blue flag at half-mast. Most older folks kept a cherub fountain in their yards, but my grandma had an entire moat circling her ship-house thing. Yes, an actual trench with murky water.

Rocks squish deeper into the wet driveway when the car pulls into the dirt circle drive. My forehead hits the glass. Is that a gangplank to the front door?

Your dad had a rough time growing up here and made me promise to keep you away. Then after your grandpa disappeared, Grandma Hazel’s mental health started to slip. She called every day asking for us to come visit. But work has been so busy, and the bills never stop⁠—

Mom’s voice is cracking, and she’s definitely about to lose it. To avoid the awkwardness, I change the subject quick.

Grandma’s visited enough for me to know she’s a little strange. But I never expected she lived in a ship-boat thing.

She certainly marches to her own drum. Most clever people do! Mom slides from the car and stretches when my super-short grandma appears in the doorway. No kidding, she’s shorter than Tiny Jake from my lunch table.

Rosa! Grandma screeches and hobbles down the gangplank, snatching Mom around the shoulders.

I won’t lie. Seeing Mom squirm under Grandma’s grip feels like payback for all the times she embarrasses me with my own report card. No one likes a goody-goody homework finisher. At least no one under the age of twenty.

Hudson Boone. You have grown. Such a handsome young man like your father. Grandma’s stern expression softens in an instant. Come inside, you two. I got a pitcher of sun-brewed tea waiting for us!

Grandma hooks her arm around Mom as they walk the plank through the arched front door. The wooden ramp is nicked along the sides and has a dip straight down the middle, like pirates trudged this plank for hundreds of years.

Watch your step, Hudson, Grandma says, turning to me. We would not want any harm to befall you.

Befall? What’s up with Grandma, and why did Dad want me to stay away? I brace myself for the skeletons and black candles melting over Victorian candle holders I expect to see. Man, was I wrong! Furniture is pushed against the walls of this piratey house and is every shade of puke-green known to man. No joke. Walls, couches, lampshades—my stomach is queasy just standing in it.

Rows of glass cats line the windowsills. Sunlight reflects off them and forms rainbows on the greenish-brownish rug. I try to imagine superhero cats with laser-beam eyes, but the chill of an icy hand has me jumping three feet over a lumpy footstool that liked to kill me. The frigid hand helps me stand, then pinches my cheeks.

Your room is up the stairs, Grandma says flatly. First door on the left. I need time with your mother.

Yes, ma’am, I say with a formalness usually reserved for teachers. If I’m right, my normally sweet grandma has taken up witchery and now lures kids in with candy and turns them into cat statues! What other reason could explain her new personality?

Short wooden steps make a sharp turn to the second floor. I stretch my neck close to the handrail on the wall but still can’t see past the landing. My sneaker steps to the animal skin rug stuck to the stairs. I’ve no desire to feel the bristly hair on my feet, so I make a mental note to always wear my shoes. I trek up the creaking steps with a tight grip on the handrail.

Ten too many cat paintings hang in the hallway leading to my assigned room. I kick the door, and it creaks open. I won’t lie. I’m terrified! Dark blue walls and the brightest popsicle-orange blanket I’d ever seen are upstaged by the row of telescopes pointing out the window.

My backpack drops to the floor, and I fall onto the knitted-looking comforter. My eyes grow heavy thinking about being in my own bed. I love my bed. It’s older than my mom and has a deep dip in the middle—like a protective nest. This one seems okay, but has that jumped-on lumpiness.

But this is no time for snoozing. A beautiful voice sings from somewhere in the room and has me scrambling off the bed.

Hello, I say. Anyone there?

The angel-like voice carries on.

Mom took advantage of the long car ride here, telling me again about the pipes running through the walls. How Dad and his cousins used the pipes like phones to share secrets after bedtime. I search behind the headboard and the small kid’s desk, thinking they might be the source of the voice, but I don’t find a single pipe. Maybe Grandma had them taken out. Too bad.

I poke my head back into the hallway. Nothing but cat paintings. The voice sings louder. I freak out a little ‘cause the voice is so clear now, as if it’s coming from my mind. No doubt remains—Grandma put a hex on me!

At the end of the hallway is a canvas stretching from the floor to the ceiling. The striped cat in the painting has bright yellow eyes that change from dull to sparkling within seconds. I rub my eyes and walk closer. The voice grows more clear with each step.

My pits drip like a faucet to my cotton shirt. Bedrooms on either side of the artwork also look