Spies in Disguise: Boy in Tights
By Kate Scott
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Joe’s parents are no ordinary mom and dad. As professional spies, they are experts in their field, but they’ve been undercover so long that they thought their secret was safe! Now, their covers have been blown, and they’re going to need to start over somewhere else. This time, Joe’s in on the mission. And he’s going to have to go undercover. As a girl.
No way,” says Joe. Absolutely no way!” But his family’s safety is the top priority, and the people who are after them won’t be looking for a family with a girl. Joe is about to become Josie, and it doesn’t matter if the tights itch his thighs or that it’s drafty under his dress. It’s up to him to keep his family safe! He’s on a mission, and there might be some pretty cool gadgets involved. Dive into a new chapter book series that is sure to keep you laughing from page to page.
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Kate Scott
Kate Scott lives in the suburbs outside Portland, Oregon with her husband Warren. Kate was diagnosed with dyslexia as a young child but somehow managed to fall in love with stories anyway. COUNTING TO D is her first novel. When Kate isn't writing, she enjoys listening to audiobooks, camping, and spending time with her friends and family. Kate also spends a lot of time doing math and sciency things and is a licensed professional engineer.
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Spies in Disguise - Kate Scott
Chapter 1
Dan McGuire—secret agent, supreme genius— would never put up with this. Dan McGuire is cooler than ice cubes. Dan McGuire decides his own bedtime. Dan McGuire would give my mom one look and she’d crumble like cake.
Unfortunately, Dan McGuire isn’t here.
Dan McGuire only exists in books.
I’ve just walked through the door—I haven’t even put my backpack down—when Mom hits me with it. I came home looking forward to getting a stack of sandwiches and settling down in front of the TV. Instead, I’ve been ambushed by Mom and Dad in the hall.
"We’re moving—today? I repeat after her.
You’re joking." I scan her face for telltale twitches—any signs that she’s trying to be funny.
Not even a nostril flare. In fact, she’s looking pretty scary.
I’m not joking.
No explanations, no apologies. No preparation, no packing, no realtors . No discussions, no warning. No nothing.
We can’t move just like that!
I say.
No time for drama,
Dad replies. We need to get a move on.
I take a deep breath—I need to talk to them carefully, in case they’re not just crazy, but they’re actually dangerous. "We can’t just leave."
We’ll tell you everything when we get there, Joe,
Dad says. His voice is low and urgent, like he’s in a disaster film at the point where they tell you the volcano’s about to blow.
That’s when I see the two suitcases and small bag by the front door.
Maybe you shouldn’t argue when the volcano’s about to blow.
What about my stuff?
If they’ve packed for me there’s no way they haven’t left something important behind.
Joe …
Mom starts.
Let him go, Zelia,
Dad says.
Mom taps her watch. Thirty seconds.
I run. I have the washing-machine-stomach feeling I get before anything big happens. The problem is, I don’t know if this is the start of an adventure—like when Ryan Jackson’s parents decided to move the family to Australia—or the beginning of a nightmare—like when Connor Forsey had to have two teeth pulled after putting toothpaste on his tongue instead of using a toothbrush for a year.
Upstairs, I look around my room—at all my soccer posters, at my ancient washed-out comforter with the miniature planes on it that I’ve never let Mom throw out, at the pile of Dan McGuire Secret Agent books I know by heart. Wherever we’re going, it can’t be for long if they’ve left all my stuff. The thought calms me down. Sort of.
I grab my soccer ball from the closet and my gym bag from the floor (how could they not have packed my soccer ball?) and stuff in as many Dan McGuire books as I can. I go back down the stairs three at a time.
In the hall, Mom grabs my arm as I turn toward the front door. Not that way, Joe.
A cell phone rings once and then cuts off.
That’s our signal,
Dad says. We’ve got to get out of here—now!
Here.
Mom shoves a ski mask at me as Dad picks up the suitcases. Put this on.
You want me to look like a thief?
Just do as your mom says,
Dad snaps. Dad hardly ever gets annoyed—what’s going on?!
I tug on the too-small ski mask until my head’s trapped in the woolen vice. My eyes are bugging out of the tiny eyeholes. This could be one of those TV programs where they convince some idiot that something incredible is happening. Then the idiot has to pretend to laugh when it turns out it’s all a practical joke.
I hope I’m not the idiot.
Come on,
Mom says, thrusting the small bag at me.
We leave the house the back way. There’s a long, shiny black car parked in the driveway. The car beeps and Mom and Dad slide in, gesturing for me to get in the back. It’s sleek, new, clean. Nothing like the car we used to have—the one Dad nicknamed Snack for Scrap.
On the move,
Dad murmurs. He’s talking into the smallest phone I’ve ever seen. It’s silver, about the size of a credit card and almost as thin.
Mom starts the car and eases out into the street. Seconds later we’re swinging onto the main road.
I lean forward, putting my face between the two front seats. Dad points his phone at the dashboard and clicks. Panels slide back to reveal dozens of tiny red and green flashing lights, buttons, and switches. A large blue screen in the dashboard shows a squiggle of roads, and a little red dot blinks along one of them. I guess that little red dot is us.
I touch the seats—they’re soft and smooth instead of rough and sticky and covered in crumbs. Why couldn’t Mom and Dad have picked me up from school in this?
Sit back, sweetheart.
Mom glances into the rear-view mirror. And tighten your seatbelt.
Before I can reply, Mom makes a sudden gear change and I’m thrown against the back of my seat. The car’s wheels screech as she takes a hard right, then a left, then another right. I grab hold of the door handle as I’m swung from side to side. This is Mom driving? The woman who thinks you shouldn’t drive faster than someone with a walker can walk?
Mom swerves around another corner.
Are we in a car chase?
I manage to ask, after my face meets the back of the front seat for the third time.
We’ll talk about it later, Joe. You all right back there?
Dad sounds cheery now, almost but not quite like the dad I remember from before today. You can take the ski mask off now. Relax.
Relax? But I pull off the ski mask. We’re on the highway now and Mom’s really putting her foot down. She zips through to the fast lane and stays there. If we were in a Grand Prix race Mom would definitely be winning.
This is totally awesome!
Dad jabs at the buttons on the dashboard. It’s obvious he knows the car’s controls back to front. The dad who used to fumble with the gas cap and stall the car on hills is gone.
As we whip along the highway, speeding past the kind of cars I used to watch speeding past us, I can’t help wishing my best friend Eddie could see me. Up until today, Mom and Dad have been cup-of-tea-and-a-cookie-in-front-of-the-TV, ordinary parents. I watch the red dot pulse across the screen as Mom weaves through the lanes and Dad jabs at buttons like a professional computer hacker. There’s no way I can call them ordinary now.
All of a sudden, Mom and Dad are strangers.
Chapter 2
I’ve just launched into a new round of questions when a piercing beep sounds and CODE ES3503 scrolls across the top of the screen. A green dot appears behind our red dot.
Dad flicks a bunch of switches with the tips of his fingers and a video image of a car flashes up on screen. It’s a Corsa. Red. License plate NES 160. It’s getting close.
Not for long, it isn’t,
Mom says. She guns the engine and swings back over to the fast lane.
My seatbelt cuts into my chest as we surge forward. Mom zips from lane to lane. We’re going so fast the streetlights blur but the gap between the red and the green dot widens as Mom speeds ahead. On a this is amazing
scale of one to ten, this is eleven.
Dad’s phone beeps and he reads a message. Back-up’s installing some roadworks. If you can keep up the speed for another four minutes we’ll be out of danger.
Mom laughs. No problem.
Dad used to call Mom the Couch Potato Princess. Now she’s acting like a speed demon. Where’s my mom gone?!
I’m pushed even further back into my seat as Mom puts her foot to the floor. We whip by signs so fast I can’t even read them.
The green dot slows to a stop and then disappears from the edge of the screen. We’re in the clear,
Dad tells us.
Excellent,
Mom says. I won’t even have to double back.
She slows down—slightly—and takes the next exit. A few minutes later we come to a stop.
I peer out of the tinted window. We’re parked in front of a squat, dirty brown building. It looks like an enormous toad. A small yellow neon sign is flashing STACEY’S SELF-SERVICE MOTEL.
I’ll check us in.
Mom cuts the engine.