Cracking Across the Cosmos

By J.J. Mammoth

This book is not just a story; it's a mirror reflecting the relentless struggles of today's drug war. As you immerse yourself in its pages, you'll discover that there seems to be no end to the battle against addiction

• Language: English
• Publisher: J.J. Mammoth
• Release date: May 14, 2024
• ISBN: 9798892281034

J.J. Mammoth

J.J. is a star Trooper that was Born at Night.. You Guessed it.. Last Night.. She Might not Remember you. but what she does Remember she is sharing with you

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BY

J.J. Mammoth

Copyright © 2024 by J.J. Mammoth.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without a prior written permission from the publisher, except by reviewers, who may quote brief passages in a review, and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by the copyright law.

Library of Congress Control Number:   2024907407

ISBN:   979-8-89228-101-0   (Paperback)

ISBN:   979-8-89228-102-7   (Hardcover)

ISBN:   979-8-89228-103-4   (eBook)

Printed in the United States of America

This Book Is Dedicated To You. You are Not alone...

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Contents

Chapter 1    Amidst the War

Chapter 2    The Cosmic Crack Conundrum

Chapter 3    The Crack Fortune

Chapter 4    The Great Crack Clash

Chapter 5    The War Fiasco

Chapter 6    The Ann Arbor Extraterrestrial Extravaganza

Chapter 7    The Crack Brawl Fiasco

Chapter 8    Putin’s Cosmic Conundrum

Chapter 9    The Paula Predicament

Chapter 10   A Detox Love Affair

Chapter 11   The Cosmic Connection

Chapter 12   The Celestial Warning

Chapter 13   Shadows of Ann Arbor

Chapter 14   Cosmic Revelations

Chapter 15   The Cosmic Chase

Chapter 16   The Cosmic Detox

Chapter 17   The Raptor Limo Extravaganza

Chapter 18   The Cosmic Crack Heist

Chapter 19   The Cosmic Crack Extravaganza

Chapter 20   The Cosmic Trial

Chapter 21   The Cosmic Trans Am Unveiling

Chapter 22   Santa’s Cosmic Intervention

Chapter 23   Celestial Confluence

Chapter 24   The Cosmic Battle of Titans

Chapter 25   The Enigmatic Odyssey of Big Heather

Chapter 26   The Illusory Slumber

Chapter 27   Celestial Genesis: The Birth of Xin Tian

Chapter 28   Celestial Alliances and Cosmic Intrigues

Chapter 29   Cosmic Confrontations and Celestial Revelations

Chapter 30   Putin’s Aerial Odyssey and the Michigan Commotion

Chapter 31   Crack Heads’ Celestial Caper and Putin’s Miniature Predicament

Chapter 32   Cosmic Quandaries and the Tran Am Tango

Chapter 33   Santa’s Celestial Tow and Elon’s Tran Am Tango

Chapter 34   Celestial Matrimony on the Moon

Chapter 35   Putin’s Lunar Lamentation

Chapter 36   Celestial Chess, Cosmic Confrontations, and Trump’s Rally Cry

Chapter 37   Lunar Bounty and Celestial Community

Chapter 38   Celestial Revelations and Cosmic Highs

Chapter 39   My Stuff Won’t Make You Blind

Chapter 40   Moon Crack Hunt in the Midnight Cosmos

Chapter 41   Heather’s Oh, What to Do Song

Chapter 42   Celestial Steps to Harmony

Chapter 43   Amending the Cosmic Tapestry

Chapter 44   Matchbox Mayhem

Chapter 45   Santa’s Thrilling Spiritual Journey

Chapter 46   The Book of Hot Potato

Chapter 47   Queen Die’s Cosmic Rose

Chapter 48   Crack Heads Save Mother Russia

Chapter 49   Painting Redemption: Hunter’s Journey Through the 12 Steps

Chapter 50   Celestial Negotiations: Putin Persuades China for the Moon’s Company

Chapter 51   Moonlit Confessions: Hunter’s Farewell Journey

Chapter 52   Celestial Odyssey: A Galactic Joy Ride

Chapter 53   Harmony Unveiled: Twelve Steps to World Peace

Chapter 54   Trump’s Unexpected Detour: Building Bridges in Sobriety

Chapter 55   Hunter’s Global Odyssey: From Moon Crack to Tabloid Stardom

Chapter 56   Paula’s Hula Hoop Hijinks: A Cosmic Dance to Escape

Chapter 57   Moonlit Melodies and Crack Capers

Chapter 58   Celestial Consequences

Chapter 59   Redemption Splash

Chapter 60   Glowing Steps

Chapter 61   Cosmic Sponsorship

Chapter 62   The Amends Odyssey

Chapter 63   Celestial Serenity - Embracing the Meditation of Release

Chapter 63   Celestial Serenity- Embracing the Meditation of Release

Chapter 64   Elon’s Mirror Misadventure

Chapter 65   Cosmic Comedy Cruise

Chapter 66   Mirror Landing: Return of the Crack Heads

Chapter 67   A Cosmic Welcome Home Prayer for Peace

Chapter 68   The Cha Cha cha

Chapter 69   Celestial Revelry

Chapter 70   Celestial Conundrum

Chapter 71   Celestial Revelations

Chapter 72   Piston Joon’s Cosmic Odyssey

Chapter 73   Piston Joon’s Cosmic Aspirations

Chapter 74   The Celestial Ballet of Piston Joon

Chapter 75   The Spiritual Truce

Final Chapter  A Conversation with the Writer

Chapter 1

Amidst the War

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In the heart of Livonia, Michigan, a town blissfully unaware of the cosmic tumult about to unfold, Brad Powell, the unsuspecting pastor, found himself caught in the whims of celestial machinations. A peculiar energy pulsed through the air as he concocted a mysterious potion in his kitchen, blissfully ignorant of the chain reaction it would set in motion.

Brad wasn’t just an ordinary pastor; he had an unusual side gig. Whispers in the town hinted at his abilities, suggesting he might be more than a man of the cloth. His talents were put to the test when a man with a brain aneurysm sought his unconventional services. Brad, the accidental witch doctor, concocted peculiar remedies in the hopes of healing the unhealable.

As the man with the brain aneurysm sat in Brad’s kitchen, a place of both divine solace and accidental enchantment, Brad mixed and stirred, the air crackling with an energy that transcended the mundane. Little did the brain aneurysm man know that he was becoming a pawn in a celestial game.

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Livonia, Putin clones, bred for cunning and combat, stealthily infiltrated the town. Their mission was unclear, yet their presence foreboded a clash of otherworldly forces amidst the terrestrial chaos of war.

Back in the heart of Ohio, Little Heather, immersed in her clandestine activities, penned a letter to President Biden. The missive held the secrets of an extraordinary substance called crack, a revelation destined to be the turning point in the war. Little did she know that her revelations were triggering cosmic alignments that transcended her understanding.

Amidst of this crack dance, Roxanne, Brad’s new partner, entered the scene. Unbeknownst to her, Brad, the accidental witch doctor, had been conducting experiments of a different kind in his kitchen. As she expressed her desire to join him, Brad, with a comedic sense of urgency, tried to divert her attention, fearing the secrets of his unconventional practices would be laid bare.

The kitchen became a battleground of its own, not with celestial clashes or Putin clones, but with the comical explosions and mishaps orchestrated by Brad. Pots blew up, ingredients levitated, and amidst the chaos, Roxanne, with a mix of curiosity and amusement, wanted to uncover the source of these peculiar occurrences.

The days unfolded with Brad and Roxanne dancing around the secrets hidden in the kitchen, all while the brain aneurysm man, treated by Brad’s unconventional methods, experienced a strange blend of healing and cosmic connection.

As the chapter unfolded, Livonia became the stage for a convergence of earthly and celestial forces, where kitchen mishaps and cosmic revelations danced together in the tapestry of the absurd. Little did the inhabitants of Livonia know that their town had become the epicenter of a cosmic tale; a tale where laughter and cosmic energies collided amidst the chaos of war.

Chapter 2

The Cosmic Crack Conundrum

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In the quirky town of Livonia, Michigan, Brad Powell’s kitchen held more secrets than one might expect. Amidst the chaos of war and celestial dances, a peculiar type of cheese, known as Cosmic Crack Curd, became the unsuspecting catalyst for a series of bizarre events.

As President Biden received Little Heather’s letter revealing the secrets of the extraordinary crack, he couldn’t resist the temptation to uncover the truth behind the mystical Rock. With a twinkle in his eye, he reserved the letter for a special occasion, envisioning a cosmic crack party that would unite nations.

Back at Brad’s kitchen table, Roxanne’s curiosity about Brad’s culinary experiments peaked. Little did she know, the kitchen was a laboratory of laughter and Cosmic Crack Curd chaos. Pots bubbled with effervescent of Crack, and ingredients levitated as if guided by celestial forces.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Hunter, with an uncanny crack radar, secretly made his way to Livonia in search of the mythical Cosmic Crack Curd. The aroma of the enchanted Crack wafted through the town, drawing him to Brad’s