Comedy Across the Cosmos
By J.J. Mammoth
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Come enjoy The wonders of what The President does While we are sleeping.. She/He Knows If You're Naughty or Nice.. They have the FBI.. From Time to Another Man Shoe's. The Journey awaits..
J.J. Mammoth
J.J. is a star Trooper that was Born at Night.. You Guessed it.. Last Night.. She Might not Remember you. but what she does Remember she is sharing with you
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Comedy Across the Cosmos - J.J. Mammoth
Comedy
Across The
Cosmos
BY
J.J. Mammoth
Copyright © 2024 by J.J. Mammoth.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without a prior written permission from the publisher, except by reviewers, who may quote brief passages in a review, and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by the copyright law.
Library of Congress Control Number: 2024901461
ISBN: 979-8-89228-067-9 (Paperback)
ISBN: 979-8-89228-084-6 (Hardcover)
ISBN: 979-8-89228-068-6 (eBook)
Printed in the United States of America
Dedicate to Politics, May you find Peace where you Live.
Chapter Index
Chapter 1 The Amazing Bathroom
Chapter 2 The Wacky Witch Doctor and the Michigan Turtle
Chapter 3 The Cosmic Showdown
Chapter 4 The Cosmic Revelation
Chapter 5 Continuing The Revelation
Chapter 6 The Time Machine Bathroom Rescue
Chapter 7 The Time Machine Bathroom Caper
Chapter 8 The Cosmic Horn Honkers
Chapter 9 Putin’s Cosmic Journey to the Present
Chapter 10 The Canada Window
Chapter 11 The Cosmic Heart Attack Extravaganza
Chapter 12 The Cosmic Fruit Discovery
Chapter 13 The Cosmic Mona Lisa Revelation
Chapter 14 The Divine Intervention
Chapter 15 A Heavenly Revelation
Chapter 16 The Cosmic Race for Office
Chapter 17 Jailed Star Work
Chapter 18 Putin’s Cosmic Love Affair
Chapter 19 Cosmic Deceptions and Starry Connections
Chapter 20 Fruit of Discord
Chapter 21 The River of Reckoning
Chapter 22 Cosmic Royalty and a Marriage of Destiny
Chapter 23 Voyage of the Cosmic Ghost Ship
Chapter 24 The Putin-Elon Cosmic Convergence
Chapter 25 The Quest for the Cosmic Egg
Chapter 26 The Enigma of the Golden Egg
Chapter 27 The Cosmic Escape
Chapter 28 The Cosmic Shoes
Chapter 29 The Cosmic Story of the Kings
Chapter 30 A King’s Quest
Chapter 31 The Cosmic Trickster
Chapter 32 The Headless Dinner Theater
Chapter 33 X’s Cosmic Reunion
Chapter 34 The Midnight Escape
Chapter 35 Heather’s Futurist Fright
Chapter 36 The Wild Cosmic Chase
Chapter 37 Judge Comstock’s Cosmic Infatuation
Chapter 38 Star’s Cosmic Odyssey
Chapter 39 Heather’s Cosmic Revelation
Chapter 40 Elon and Putin’s Hospital Deception
Chapter 41 The Cosmic Bug in the Painting
Chapter 42 The Healing Time in Hospital
Chapter 43 The Forget-Heather Rain and the Grand Amnesia Party
Chapter 44 Harley’s Silent Presence
Chapter 45 Trump’s Courthouse Caper
Chapter 46 Judge Reck’s Heart-Wrenching Confession
Chapter 47 Letters of Redemption and Love
Chapter 48 Heather’s Unforgettable Impressions
Chapter 49 Heather’s Devil’s Deal
Chapter 50 The Heartbreaking Transformation
Chapter 51 A Celestial Discussion
Chapter 52 Star’s Time-Travel Dance Mission.
Chapter 53 The Celestial Reunion
Chapter 54 Friendly Reunion
Chapter 55 Piston Joon’s Office Escape.
Chapter 56 Water Money
Chapter 57 Spirit Money
Chapter 58 Brad Dances For STAR
Chapter 59 Heather’s Great Escape: The Magical Trans Am and the Chaos on the Road
Chapter 60 Oakie’s Legacy: Three Days of Resilience
Chapter 61 "A Toilet Water Give It.
Chapter 62 The Cosmic Struggle with Shoes and Mirrors
Chapter 63 Cosmic Conveyance: The Navy’s Brilliance in the Stars
Chapter 64 Celestial Capers: Putin and Elon’s Joy Ride Extravaganza
Chapter 65 Cosmic Connections: The 3-Way Call for Space Money
Chapter 66 The Great Pumpkin: Trump’s Cosmic Tantrum
Chapter 67 Putin, NASA, and the Cosmic Carrot Conundrum
Chapter 68 The Cosmic Confession: Brad’s BLT Secret
Chapter 69 Heather’s Odyssey: Healing the Chain
Chapter 70 Finding Peace Amadmist the Cosmic Chaos
Chapter 71 AA Unites: Sobriety in the Courthouse of World Peace
Chapter 72 Timeless Waves: Sauble Beach Dreams
Chapter 73 Just Another Day in Paradise - A Cosmic Christmas Finale
Chapter 1
1.jpgThe Amazing Bathroom
In a galaxy not so far away, a most peculiar cosmic conundrum was unfolding. It all started when the world leaders, Presidents Putin and Trump, found themselves in a heated argument over the court time machine’s availability. As sparks flew and egos clashed, they inadvertently triggered the machine, sending them hurtling through the past, one bathroom stall at a time.
Meanwhile, on Earth, love was in the air, but not just any love. It was interstellar love. President Putin, pining for his cosmic crush, Elon Musk, had taken to sending heartfelt holographic messages to the billionaire inventor. His video confessions, complete with candlelit dinners and sweet serenades, were going viral across the cosmos.
Amid this intergalactic turmoil, the Heathers had embarked on a quest for love that spanned the corners of the world. Each Heather, be it Big Heather, Little Heather, or inner/space Heather, was uttering a love prayer that resonated across the universe.
And then, an audacious plan unfolded. In an attempt to resolve the cosmic crisis and finally get some peace, the Heathers and Putin hatched a scheme. They’d leave President Putin marooned on a remote moon with rivers that flowed through galaxies, the ultimate cosmic getaway.
As the moon’s gravitational forces tugged on their spacecraft, Putin gazed longingly at the stars. Elon, forgive me,
he muttered, before being left alone with his thoughts and the infinite expanse of the universe.
As the Heathers and their interstellar entourage soared into the great unknown, laughter, love, and war echoed throughout the cosmos, setting the stage for a comedy that transcended worlds.
On a serene evening, beneath a canvas of twinkling stars, three Heathers stood in different corners of the world, united in their love and a sweet prayer for connection.
Heather June Feather, the Navy Princess, gazed at the night sky from her secret beach retreat. With a heart as vast as the ocean, she whispered a prayer that love would find its way to every heart, even those hidden in the depths of the sea.
In the heart of bustling New York City, Heather sky Feather, known for her ethereal beauty, stood on a rooftop garden, her eyes tracing the constellations. Her gentle words soared to the heavens, carrying with them a longing for love to bloom amidst the city’s steel and glass.
High above the clouds, Sky Inner Heather floated with an aura of radiant grace, her presence illuminating the cosmos. She cast her prayer into the cosmic winds, a melody of celestial hopes that love would bridge the gap between worlds.
Unbeknownst to the Heathers, far away in the world of politics and bathrooms, a hilarious and dramatic scenario was unfolding. President Putin and President Trump, each tangled in their own predicament, were about to engage in a cosmic exchange.
Putin, in his intense desire to push the button, was too busy arguing with his clones to notice that his finger hovered over a different sort of trigger.
Trump, on the other hand, had mistakenly ventured into a bathroom that defied the laws of space and time, leaving him baffled and bewildered.
As the three Heathers continued their celestial prayers, the universe held its breath, awaiting the whimsical convergence of love, chaos, and cosmic calamity.
In a world where prayers held the power of stars and love was a cosmic battleground, three Heathers united their hearts, casting a sweet prayer into the vast expanse of the sky.
Heather June Feather, a Navy Princess with boundless compassion, looked up from a tranquil beach, her words like a gentle breeze carrying her love’s intention.
Heather Sky Feather, known for her ethereal beauty, stood atop a glittering skyscraper in the heart of New York City, her voice a whisper in the city’s ear, wishing for love’s enchantment.
In the highest reaches of the cosmos, Sky Inner Heather glowed with ethereal grace, her presence illuminating the universe. Her prayer, a celestial melody, resonated in the void, harmonizing with the cosmic energies.
Little did they know, far away in the world of politics and unexpected encounters, a scene of chaos and hilarity was unfolding. President Putin and President Trump, each caught in their own absurd predicaments, were on the brink of a cosmic clash.
As Putin’s clones argued and one of them accidentally pushed the button, chaos descended upon the command center. But all was not lost, for Brad Powell, the guardian of ethereal realms, was determined to assist Elon Musk in preventing disaster.
Amid the confusion, Trump, who had unknowingly wandered into a bathroom that defied the laws of space and time, found himself in a courthouse, bewildered by the unexpected turn of events.
As President Putin found himself marooned on the remote moon with rivers flowing through galaxies, he gazed at the starlit sky, still pining for Elon Musk, the love of his life. Little did he know that Elon, on the other side of the cosmos, had just received a perplexing holographic message from Putin, confessing his love in a most extravagant manner.
Elon, puzzled and taken aback by this unexpected declaration of love from a world leader he had never even met, watched the hologram in disbelief. Who is this Heather? And why is Putin begging me to see her?
he wondered aloud.
Back on Earth, chaos was brewing as the President Putin clones continued their relentless pursuit of the nuclear button. In a zany turn of events, they had locked themselves inside a high-tech control room designed for just such an occasion. Each clone, in its rush to push the button, had inadvertently activated the time-travel feature, sending them careening through various historical moments, from the signing of treaties to bizarre encounters with cavemen.
As the clones desperately attempted to regain control, their misadventures were inadvertently causing ripples through time, impacting the past, present, and future. In a comedic twist of fate, these temporal disturbances were leading them to cross paths with none other than Donald Trump, who was trapped in the time-machine bathroom. Each stall was a portal to a different moment in his tumultuous past.
The resulting chaos and hilarious mishaps left the Heathers, Elon, and Putin’s cosmic entourage with no choice but to intervene. They embarked on a mission to rescue the Putin clones from their time-travel fiasco and prevent any accidental