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Mother-Fracking Earth Day: Holidazed, #7
Mother-Fracking Earth Day: Holidazed, #7
Mother-Fracking Earth Day: Holidazed, #7
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Mother-Fracking Earth Day: Holidazed, #7

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When the Earth Day parade's grand marshal is kidnapped, whiz sociologist Huck Carp teams with a hermit calling himself Johnny Appleseed to solve the case.

Radical environmentalist Roscoe Alolo has been abducted. As ransom, his kidnappers demand that the village of Golden Springs cancel its gala Earth Day celebration. Whiz sociologist Huck Carp, who idolizes Alolo, vows to solve the case, and unexpectedly teams up with a hermit calling himself Johnny Appleseed.

Together, they follow the trail of the crime into the dark forest, a natural gas drilling site, and some of the most polluted places in the great state of Ohio.

EVOLVED PUBLISHING PRESENTS a satirical, down-right funny novel sure to keep a smile on your face, with the 7th book in the "Holidazed" series.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateApr 2, 2024
ISBN9798890250568
Mother-Fracking Earth Day: Holidazed, #7
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Gregg Sapp

Gregg Sapp, a native Ohioan, is a Pushcart Prize-nominated writer, librarian, college teacher and academic administrator. He is the author of the “Holidazed” series of downright funny satires (Evolved Publishing), each of which is centered around a different holiday. Previous books include Dollarapalooza (Switchgrass Books, 2011) and Fresh News Straight from Heaven (Evolved Publishing, 2018), based upon the life and folklore of Johnny Appleseed. He has published humor, poetry, and short stories in Defenestration, Waypoints, Semaphore, Kestrel, Zodiac Review, Top Shelf, Marathon Review, and been a frequent contributor to Midwestern Gothic, and others. Gregg lives in Tumwater, WA.

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