Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals
By Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz
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Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you.
Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're sleeping with his wife, so let a photograph of a duckling sleeping on a teddy bear soften the blow. These perforated postcards answer all of your cowardly prayers—you'll finally be able to tell the truth without ever conquering your fear of confrontation. Let these adorable baby animals supply a silver lining to any bad situation and avoid, a long, tearful afternoon explaining why daddy's never coming home.
Amanda McCall
Amanda McCall works at The Late Show with David Letterman and is the co-author of Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World, Britney's Baby Book, and Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Funny!! Funny stuff!! Not for the easily offended!