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    Please, thank you, welcome, YEAH!: "And by the way, birds don't have butts!"
    Please, thank you, welcome, YEAH!: "And by the way, birds don't have butts!"
    Please, thank you, welcome, YEAH!: "And by the way, birds don't have butts!"
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    Please, thank you, welcome, YEAH!: "And by the way, birds don't have butts!"

    By Audra Dean

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    From an early age—around 18 months old—our son Evan had quite the grasp of the English language. We came to call his little "zingers" Evanisms. This is my book of Evanisms for you to enjoy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWestBow Press
    Release dateFeb 23, 2024
    ISBN9798385012923
    Please, thank you, welcome, YEAH!: "And by the way, birds don't have butts!"
    Author

    Audra Dean

    She wanted to be an author and so she did. These were written for her but she helped God and her husband make the child that said them!

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