Report of a Takeover of Earth
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A scout is dispatched to earth to find the best way for his people to take over the planet. But to his surprise, he discovers that a takeover is already in progress--by a group of 'poison head' earthlings!
Duane L. Ostler
Duane L. Ostler was raised in Southern Idaho, and has lived in Australia, Mexico, Brazil, China, Utah, the big Island of Hawaii, and—most foreign of all—New Jersey. He practiced law for over 10 years and has a PhD in legal history. He and his wife have five children and two cats.
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Report of a Takeover of Earth - Duane L. Ostler
Report of a Takeover of Earth
By Duane L. Ostler
Copyright©2024 Duane L. Ostler
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER ONE – Humans bearing cell phones are our primary target
CHAPTER TWO – The cult behind the current takeover effort
CHAPTER THREE – How the poison heads control the masses
CHAPTER FOUR – The problem of experts
CHAPTER FIVE – Fear of the unseen
CHAPTER SIX – The pandemic
CHAPTER SEVEN – Vaxx
CHAPTER EIGHT – Blood Sacrifices
CHAPTER NINE – The current goals of the poison heads
CHAPTER TEN -- Attack plans
CHAPTER ONE – Humans bearing cell phones are our primary target
I reported to the planet earth as directed to gather information and data on the inhabitants, in order to determine the easiest and most productive method to take over the planet. I have now lived among the peculiar life forms for several months, traveling and studying the people. It has been an interesting journey.
The creatures who consider themselves to be the dominant species are called humans. They are untroubled by the fact that insects alone outnumber them by over a billion to one, mainly because they are confident they can slaughter the ‘less important’ species at their whim. Perhaps this belief is well founded since they seem to take delight in murdering other living creatures on earth. Without any thought of accountability for their actions, they smash spiders, step on ants just for fun, rip what they call ‘weeds’ out of the ground by their roots and behead chickens in staggering numbers in order to make billions of ‘nuggets’ and ‘tenders’ for them to eat, many of which are thrown away in the trash. Humans generally go around killing any living thing that even slightly annoys them. Indeed, they often kill each other with the same heedless disregard for suffering they show toward ‘lesser creatures.’
But I digress. My assignment is to find the easiest and best ways to overpower and bring them into bondage when we invade. Accordingly, their callous and often despicable behavior toward each other and toward other living creatures is of little significance to us, except to the extent it gives us clues about how to subjugate them.
In order to not arouse suspicion as I lived and moved among the humans, I quickly and easily learned all their languages, and took on their form and appearance. This required me to make my beautiful and highly attractive antennae disappear, and to disguise my handsome curved snout and cut off my beautiful profusion of nose hairs. I took on myself the appearance of a typical human male, complete with a fat little pot belly, receding hairline, patchy and unkempt beard, shabby clothes and bad breath. Being thus prepared, I drew little attention from other humans except for a few of the older and more desperate, single females who sometimes made eyes at me. These I was easily able to ignore.
To complete my disguise and not arouse suspicion I found it necessary to obtain and constantly pretend to use one of the primitive human communication devices, called a ‘cell phone.’ Virtually every human I met, young and old, had one of these devices and would pull it out and stare at it nonstop, and occasionally punch buttons on its screen. Humans do this for as long as they can, until they are annoyingly interrupted by life. This appears to be like unto a worship ritual. Humans love their phones far more than they love anyone or anything else (except maybe food), and I got the impression that if life didn’t force them to tear their eyes away from their phones occasionally, they would never do anything else.
This of course gave me my first significant clue about how to take them over. There are probably many ways this could be accomplished using phones, but there are two ideas that spring to mind. First, would be to broadcast an electromagnetic pulse rendering all phones on the planet useless. This would cause universal panic, hysteria and confusion. We could then easily take over by simply promising to restore all their phones if they acknowledged us as their conquerors and agreed to their new status as slaves. Given how much they love their phones, I think few would resist this.
However, a second and perhaps even better method to use their phones against them in order to take them over would simply be to transmit a subliminal, unseen hypnotic message to all their phones which would gradually turn their minds to mush and make them compliant to whatever we wanted them to do. Since they are never able to stop looking at their phones, this would keep our hidden, hypnotic messages constantly before their eyes.
I had only been on earth a few hours observing people constantly on their phones when I reached these conclusions. But on closer investigation I discovered two rather disturbing facts. First, it only took me a few seconds of actually looking at the screen of one of their phones to see that someone is already ahead of us and is using subliminal messaging to a tremendous degree. Some of the messages are highly indecent, and all of them are clearly intended to cause harm to and exert control over the phone worshippers. This naturally led to my second disturbing discovery, and one that is rather troubling for us since we have the goal of taking over the planet someday soon. The second discovery is this—someone else is already actively pursuing a planet-wide takeover right now!
Just to confirm this, I spend several days looking at as many phone, TV, computer and device screens as possible, in as many diverse locations as possible, as well as performing other research. It quickly became apparent that my conclusions were correct. The nature of the subliminal messages and their consistency confirmed to me that these messages are not merely designed to incite silly humans to run out and buy products they don’t need in order to enrich the slimy deceivers who are putting out the messages. They have a much more sinister purpose—to exert control over the common people everywhere, and cause them mayhem and harm. I will discuss the source of these