Nip The Cat - Season 1: Nip The Cat, #1
By Todd Borho
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Nip is many things. Cynical. Sardonic. Quick-witted. And tolerant of his caretaker, a nerdy accountant named Rich.
Rich is a lovable loser. Shortly after befriending an attractive young lady named Asha, Rich discovers some nefarious numbers at his accounting firm.
Follow Nip, Rich, and Asha as they uncover a multi-billion dollar conspiracy that involves everything from government defense contractors to fake cat food companies.
This is a fun, satirical ride you don't want to miss!
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Nip The Cat - Season 1 - Todd Borho
Dramatis Personae
Rich – Nerdy accountant. Caretaker of Nip.
Nip – The Cat.
Rizzo – Rich’s annoying neighbor.
Asha – Woman that befriends Rich.
Episode 1
Scene 1
Nip is sprawled out, snoozing away on one of his cushy lairs in Rich’s house. Rich comes home and walks in the front door. Nip casually glances at Rich, then lays head back down.
Rich: Sure is nice when you’re so excited to see me.
Nip looks up, gives annoyed twist of whiskers.
Rich (sighs, tosses glasses on countertop): What a day.....
Nip: Great, time to hear all about his day. Doesn’t he know I’ve got a sleeping quota to meet?
Someone walks in the front door.
Rich: Rizzo? Can’t you knock?
Rizzo: How long have we known each other?
Nip: Too long.
Rich: You could still knock.
Nip walks over to empty cat food bowl, meows loudly, and looks up at Rich expectantly.
Rizzo: Snappy today. What gives?
Rich walks over to get cat food, picks up empty bag.
Rich: I just had one heck of a day is all.
Rizzo: Must’ve been pretty bad. You don’t normally use such strong language like heck
.
Rich: Aw, I’m out of cat food, too.
Nip (wiggles whiskers, narrows eyes): This violates our voluntary agreement. You feed and shelter me, and I let you pet me.
Rich: I’ll run out and get more food in a bit, Nip, don’t worry.
Rizzo: So what happened?
Rich sits on stool and slumps onto countertop. Rizzo sits at dining table.
Rich: Well, my girlfriend broke up with me.
Rizzo: The cop?
Rich: Yeah, Brunhilda, the cop.
Rizzo: She was no good for you anyway. She had no respect. (puts feet up on kitchen table)
Nip (smug glance at Rizzo): And when will you do Rich a favor and end relations with him?
Rizzo (glances at Nip): I don’t think Nip likes me.
Rich: Oh, he just gets grumpy when he’s hungry. Anyway, the thing is, Brunhilda broke up with me at work.
Rizzo: She came into your accounting office?
Rich: Yep.
Rizzo: And made a scene in front of everybody?
Rich (overdramatic, arm flailing): Big scene!
Rizzo: Like I told ya, no respect.
Nip: A characteristic shared by many cops. (jumps onto countertop near Rich) Time to get that chow yet?
Rich smiles and pets Nip.
Nip: Ok, you can pet me, but you’d better honor your end of the bargain tonight. And none of that wet food. I like crunch.
Rich: Then, ironically enough, on my way home from work, I got a speeding ticket.
Rizzo: Was it at the dip?
Rich (sighs): Yeah.
Rizzo: You know they always hide at that dip by the overpass, especially the motorcycle ones. Was it a motorcycle cop?
Rich: Yep.
Nip: You should’ve just ignored him. That’s what I do. But if they persist, they get the claw.
Rich: A hundred fifty bucks!
Nip: More evidence of human folly.
Rizzo: Ouch, that hurts.
Nip: Not as much as hunger pain.
Rich: So what are you up to?
Rizzo (proud): Just finished a big project.
Rich (skeptical): Is that right?
Rizzo: Yep, and I’ve got next week off.
Rich: So what was the