Attitude Adjustment

By Bobbie Russell

Lincoln Parish has an attitude. That's what got him in trouble and now he's doing community service time at an old ladies' retirement home. But the women there also have attitudes, and they floor him with their frank discussions of sex and questions about how firm his butt muscles are.

The one redeeming factor is the director, Suni Hart, especially when Linc discovers the beautiful young woman is also there for a reason. She has an unusual attitude toward sex. She likes it - a lot. And while she may be trying to keep her secret, the little old ladies know.

They make a point of causing problems that will throw the two young people together and Linc is more than happy to feed Suni's addiction as they explore the passion that grows rapidly between them.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Totally Bound Publishing
• Release date: Feb 11, 2008
• ISBN: 9781906328825

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ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT

Bobbie Russell

Dedication

To Jamie Hill –

Thanks for your friendship and encouragement.

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Chapter One

Five hundred hours of community service and suspension of your driver’s license until it’s done. Judge Blackbird slammed the gavel down.

Five hundred…? Linc protested under his breath. I wouldn’t have gotten caught if that damned old biddy hadn’t pulled out in front of me!

His lawyer, Harvey, tugged on his arm, trying to shut him up.

Old biddy, huh? The judge looked down at him from behind thick spectacles. His gaze swung to the court reporter. The Court retracts the sentence it just gave this young man.

Linc’s chest puffed up, feeling vindicated.

Mr. Parrish, the older citizens of our community should be revered, not blasphemed. Your license is suspended and you now have one thousand continuous hours of community service. At the Aviary.

He pounded the gavel. Case closed.

This is a bird sanctuary? Linc asked as his lawyer turned off the highway at Desert Springs and drove up and around the curved drive. Desert palms and a variety of flowering plants graced the front of a magnificent two-storied stucco house with tall white columns across the front. I can hang out here for awhile. No sweat. Harvey had explained that continuous service meant Linc had to stay there, but he had access to his cell phone and laptop, which were about all he needed to do his job.

You just don’t get it, do you, Linc? Harvey asked.

Get what? I only had a couple of drinks and was driving home minding my own business. I got a ticket because some old lady pulled out in front of me. Otherwise, the cops would never have checked my breath.

"No, I mean about being here."