Thea and Milo, the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
()
About this ebook
Related to Thea and Milo, the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
Related ebooks
Poems for Young and Old Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPaved Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHappy Birthday Mrs President Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOne Girl's Struggle to Grow Up Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPromises from the Closet Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHonor: Hon-Or Someone Worthy, of Outward Respect, Integrity,To Regard with Honor. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Life in a Letter: one man’s look at his memories. Vol 1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Struggle My Truth: My Battle with Polymyositis Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGreat Is Thy Faithfulness Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Series of Unrelated Events: Book 1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHer Skin is a Costume Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Detective Mya Dove 2 Book Collection: Detective Mya Dove Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFig Pudding Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Angel Whispered Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Survive Without Grown-Ups Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hurry up and Slow Down -- Laura's Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWipe Your Feet Please!!! Diary of a Guesthouse Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGrandpa Was Bullied Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGrowing Up Broken Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJayla Jumps In Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5"Mama": The Autumn Train Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Chicken House Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHunny Labradoodle's Helping Hand Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWillow's World Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Smiling Foundation Children’S Book: An Exciting Time to Read and Learn Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Angel Whispered Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPuppy Power Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOlive Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWe Feed Mommy Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPearls on a String Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Young Adult For You
The Way I Used to Be Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5They Both Die at the End Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pretty Little Liars Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Shatter Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5To All the Boys I've Loved Before Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5All Boys Aren't Blue: A Memoir-Manifesto Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Giver: A Newbery Award Winner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Chat GPT For Authors: A Step-By Step Guide to Writing Your Non-Fiction Book Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Red Queen Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Gallant Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Winter's Promise Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5P.S. I Still Love You Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Island of the Blue Dolphins: A Newbery Award Winner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Summary of Black Cake: by Charmaine Wilkerson - A Comprehensive Summary Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFirekeeper's Daughter Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ace of Spades Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This Woven Kingdom Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Monster: A Printz Award Winner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Hate U Give: A Printz Honor Winner Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Cinderella Is Dead Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sadie: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sabriel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Gift for a Ghost: A Graphic Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Clockwork Angel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Gullstruck Island Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Girls with Sharp Sticks Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Hero and the Crown Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Graceling Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for Thea and Milo, the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
Thea and Milo, the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby - Darren Carpenter
Thea & Milo,
the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
Thea & Milo, the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
Published by The Conrad Press Ltd. in the United Kingdom 2023
Tel: +44(0)1227 472 874
www.theconradpress.com
info@theconradpress.com
ISBN 978-1-839786-50-1
Copyright © Darren Carpenter 2023
All rights reserved.
Typesetting and Cover Design by:
Michelle Emerson, michelleemerson.co.uk
The Conrad Press logo was designed by Maria Priestley.
Printed and bound in Great Britain by Clays Ltd, Elcograf S.p.A.
Thea & Milo,
the Strange Couple and the Trial of the Venusian Baby
Darren Carpenter
For my beautiful crazy grandchildren,
Thea, Milo & Orson
Contents
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Thursday 15th September
Thursday 22nd September
Friday 30th September
Saturday 1st October
Sunday 2nd October
Monday 3rd October
Tuesday 4th October
Wednesday 5th October
My Last Entry
Acknowledgements
Excitement filled the Hicks family. There were two reasons for this. One was that they were on holiday. The other reason for the excitement was they were waiting for the arrival of a new baby nephew, or niece and cousin.
The family consisted of Mum, whose name was Lucy, and who was very much in charge. She was a problem solver and troubleshooter who helped businesses become more successful. She was a very organised kind of person and liked to plan things in exact detail. ‘Failing to prepare, is preparing to fail,’ she would often say when delivering training sessions.
Dad’s name was Oliver, but everyone called him Oli. He was a plumber who had his own business, fitting bathrooms mainly. He was a quiet man who just got on with things. He liked a simple life and good food.
Thea was nine years old. She was a sensible, smart girl with a great sense of humour and had an enormous sense of fun. She had lots of friends; it was easy to like her. With her long blonde hair and her love of swimming she often looked like a mermaid, if without the tail.
Milo was five years old. You’d be forgiven for thinking his name was actually ‘Milo, no!’ because that was what people were always saying to him. It wasn’t that he was a naughty child, he was just full of energy and naturally inquisitive. (I’m sure everybody secretly wishes they could be a little bit more like Milo with his young imagination and his total enthusiasm for the world around him.)
As a family the Hickses had been very lucky and had enjoyed many holidays. Mum and Dad used to love city breaks, before Thea was born, anyway. They still went on short breaks if Lucy’s Mum and Dad were happy to look after the children, which they usually were. The Hickses liked to spend their holidays discovering new Greek islands (new to them, anyway) of which there are many, and all that there is to do to make sure fabulous memories are made, trying different food, learning the language, and discovering hidden beaches and swimming in the bluest sea they’d ever seen.
The new baby was to be Lucy’s sister’s first child. Thea and Milo called their Mum’s sister Auntie H. This was given to her as a result of Thea’s early attempts to write her aunt’s name. Thea would concentrate so hard on getting the H perfect that she would often keep writing that until she was satisfied. And so, the H stuck with hardly anyone calling her by her actual name.
Thea was excited that she was to become a cousin. She’d be a great help and was looking forward to shopping trips to buy new clothes and toys for the baby. She wasn’t sure how she felt about changing dirty nappies though, but was sure cousin duties didn’t involve any of that. Milo was disappointed, he would rather Auntie H was getting a puppy, as they were much more fun to play with. The baby was due to be born very soon, so a holiday before this happy event already had added excitement. The holiday this year was to be something that they would never have imagined. Even in their wildest dreams. What follows comes straight from Thea’s diary.
Saturday
It’s 7 o’clock and I’m the first awake as usual.
Why do people sleep so much when they are on holiday? We need breakfast. We have to go to the beach. We need lunch. I need ice cream. Milo will need cleaning up after getting ice cream everywhere. Why does he find it so hard to eat an ice cream without getting so messy? It’s simple. You lick the ice cream making sure you catch any stray drips that may be melting down the side. Then once the ice cream is down to the level of the cone you nibble and lick until it is all gone. Milo has the drips running down his fingers. Then he bites the bottom off the cone and tries to suck the ice cream out of the bottom. This just makes the cone all soggy. Disgusting!
Milo will start to get all eggy and need a nap. He will argue that he is not tired. Mum will cuddle him and he will have a little sleep. He always wakes up in a much better mood.
Mum needs to chill. ‘It’s my holiday too,’ she will say. Dad needs to supervise us in the sea. Get drinks. Take us to the toilet. Chase Milo. Play games with us. Go back to the room for anything we’ve forgotten and get a sneaky Gyros from the snack bar, his favourite Greek snack, when he thinks Mum is asleep.
We need to go to the hotel pool for a while before we finally go and get ready for dinner. I might re-invent the clock to put more hours in the day, especially when we are on holiday. I think Dad will like not having to rush as much, and Mum could chill for a little longer.
5 o’ clock. The day went almost exactly as I thought it would. The only things I forgot was how many times Milo would be told to put his hat on, and how many times we would all get covered in sun cream. Shower and then off to dinner. Me and Mum will be wearing matching dresses, she’ll call us ‘twinnies’ which is cute.
9 o’clock. Dinner was very strange. I’ll tell you about that tomorrow. I’m pooped.
Good night, diary.
Sunday
Awake and up first again.
I like to cough quite loudly and make some noises moving around the room. I get louder and louder until everyone is awake. We have a holiday to be getting on with and me and Milo have some spying to do.
About last night’s dinner. It was the normal routine. Mum takes me to see what food there is and I choose the vegetarian options. I haven’t been vegetarian for long, or even fully yet because the sausages at breakfast are delicious but I am trying. Mum picks a little of most things and leaves what she doesn’t like. Dad fills his plate with a bit of everything and eats it all, then eats anything Mum has left. Milo has to be bribed with ice cream to eat anything at all. He always gives in and eats something. I think it’s a little game he likes to play with Mum and Dad to see