Breaking Stupid

By Edward Heath

"Breaking Stupid" is a sidesplitting compendium of interconnected comedic tales that revolve around the uproarious escapades of the Tramp family. As they relentlessly chase riches through increasingly absurd schemes, their journey takes them from cryptocurrency conundrums to reality show ruses, and even a peculiar time-travel teapot. With each chapter offering a fresh dose of humor, satire, and absurdity, this collection is a whirlwind of laughter that explores the comedic side of ambition, wealth, and the quirky dynamics of a family united by their pursuit of success. Brace yourself for a wild and comically chaotic ride through the eccentric world of the Tramp family in "Breaking Stupid."

• Language: English
• Publisher: Edward Heath
• Release date: Sep 27, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215477656

Edward Heath

Edward Heath, a passionate digital artist and book publisher, is committed to an open-minded approach in the arts. My focus is on nurturing diverse talents and bringing unique perspectives. https://link.space/@IAmBlue

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Chapter 1

The Cryptocurrency Conundrum

The Tramp family gathered around their modest dining room table, the glow of their laptop screens casting eerie shadows in the dimly lit room. Donald, Donald Jr., and Ivanka were deep in conversation, their faces reflecting the flickering charts of various cryptocurrencies.

It's simple, Dad, Donald Jr. exclaimed, his eyes glued to the screen. We put our money in Scamma-U Coin. It's going to the moon!

Ivanka chimed in, her enthusiasm matching her brother's. And don't forget about Dogecoin. Elon Musk tweeted about it again. We can't lose!

Donald hesitated, his finger hovering over the Buy button. Are you sure about this? It seems so... speculative.

But the allure of overnight riches was too tempting to resist. With a decisive click, Donald invested a substantial portion of their savings into Scamma-U Coin and Dogecoin, confident they were on the path to financial glory.

Days turned into weeks, and the Tramp family monitored their investments with bated breath. The cryptocurrency market was a rollercoaster, and their portfolios swung wildly in value. But as they started to see substantial gains, their excitement grew.

One evening, as they celebrated their newfound wealth with an extravagant dinner (paid for with their cryptocurrency gains, of course), they received a message on their phones that sent shivers down their spines.

Emergency! ScammaSwap has been hacked! Ivanka read aloud, her voice trembling.

Their screens displayed red flashing numbers as their investments plummeted faster than a rocket on reentry.

No, no, no! Donald Jr. muttered, frantically checking the news for updates. We've been rug-pulled!

In a panic, they tried to sell their remaining assets, but it was too late. The value of Scamma-U Coin and Dogecoin had crashed, leaving them with only a fraction of their initial investment.

The Tramp family had fallen victim to a cunning cryptocurrency scam, losing thousands of dollars in the process.

As they stared at their screens in disbelief, Ivanka summed up their situation with a sigh. Well, at least we can say we've officially broken stupid.

With a collective groan of defeat, they realized that their quest for financial redemption had taken a disastrous detour, leaving them poorer and wiser than ever before. Little did they know that more outrageous adventures and bizarre schemes lay ahead in their pursuit of riches.

Chapter 2

The Real Estate Hustle

The Tramp family, now including Eric and Tiffany, gathered outside a decrepit, Victorian-era mansion that loomed like a haunted specter at the end of a long, overgrown driveway. The property, located in the eeriest corner of town, was their latest attempt at striking it rich.

Donald, wearing his real estate mogul persona, beamed with optimism. Folks, this is it! We're going to turn this rundown place into a palace and make a fortune!

Melania nodded, her skepticism hidden behind a forced smile. It's quite the fixer-upper, dear.

Donald Jr. and Ivanka, ever the enthusiastic duo, darted around the property, brainstorming grand renovation plans. Eric and Tiffany, the pragmatists of the family, exchanged worried glances. They had seen enough of their family's schemes to know that things rarely went according to plan.

As the Tramps explored the dilapidated mansion, they couldn't ignore the unsettling feeling that they were being watched. Odd noises echoed through the halls, and shadows danced in the corners of their vision. But these were trifles compared to what they discovered in the attic.

Tiffany, flashlight in hand, stumbled upon a hidden trapdoor beneath a rotting floorboard. With trembling hands, she pulled it open, revealing a dusty, cobweb-covered chamber filled with antique furniture, paintings, and a massive chest at its center.

Donald Jr. couldn't contain his excitement. This is it! The previous owners must have left behind some valuable antiques!

They cracked open the chest to find it brimming with gold coins, jewels, and mysterious artifacts. The Tramp family gasped in astonishment at the treasure trove that lay before them.

But as they admired their newfound riches, a peculiar note fluttered to the ground. Tiffany picked it up and read aloud, her voice quivering, "Beware the curse of the