Toddlers Gone Wild
By Nina Jacobs
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About this ebook
Toddlers are stressful, so I wanted to share some of my son's hilarious mishaps and mischievous adventures. These 15 short stories are meant to remind us to find the humor in the stressful parts of toddlerhood. It flies by so fast (even though it can seem like forever!) and we need to enjoy these times. In this book you find my toddler in shitty situations (pun intended!) from potty training to meeting his new baby sister.
He certainly makes me laugh. Maybe he'll do the same for you! Enjoy!
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Toddlers Gone Wild - Nina Jacobs
Dedicated to my Son,
Jaxson, for being one of the
funniest toddler I know.
Special thanks to
Jenn Jones, for helping me
Table of Contents
Ladies’ Man
Laxative Delight
Bathtime Follies
Halloween Fears
Potatoes and Chips
Ride’em Cowboy
Bathtub Poop
Fireworks
Poop on the Arm
Mosquito Hawk
Emma’s Milk
Birthday Candles
Jaxson and the Fireman
Wee and NO
Water Wars
*BONUS* Monsters in the Tunnel
Prologue
Before having kids, I didn’t truly understand how toddlers could be so wild...but I get it now! The rollercoaster of emotions means temper tantrums one minute, and doing something cute and hilarious the next. The things he does just baffle me and sometimes I can't help but laugh, if only to keep me from crying.
If you have toddlers, I’m sure you have some wild stories to tell as well. I’m still at the beginning of the toddler phase and man, I can’t wait to see what new things he does (especially when his sister is old enough to join him!).
I hope you enjoy these stories inspired by my son.
Ladies’ Man
I know I’m cute. You don’t have to tell me, although older women have been telling me that since I arrived on the scene. First they take in a long, slow gasp, and then say, Ohhhhhhh my Goddddddd! He is soooooo cuuuuuuute!
Yeah. I know. I can’t help it. It’s just my cross to bear.
One weekend, we were going to a wedding, something I’d never been to and I had no clue what to expect. Mommy and Daddy got all fancy, and Daddy changed me out of my comfy clothes (which I wasn’t wild about) and into the finest threads on the planet. I mean, I was slick. I was happening. Those ladies weren’t going to know what hit them. I tried to reach Daddy’s cologne but I couldn’t reach it so I was just going to have to ride on my good looks alone.
The wedding itself was long and boring. More people in fancy clothes and flowers everywhere. I even saw a person or two crying, which I didn’t understand at all. Were they hurt? Did they not like the clothes they were wearing?
But after the wedding, it was time to shine. Music started playing, the lights dimmed