Singapore Siu Dai: The SG Conversation In A Cup
By Felix Cheong
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Life in Singapore is good, sometimes even — dare we say it? — absurd. In Singapore Siu Dai, Felix Cheong, with a little help from illustrator PMan, finds humour in the everyday. From our kiasu behaviour to weird geographical boundaries called GRCs and OB markers, no quirk is left unturned.
These 50 short stories, praised by Singapore’s top humorists for their brew of wit and snappy storytelling, will raise the so-called SG Conversation to a new, satirical pitch. So laugh along as we look forward to Singapore’s 50th birthday!
“Read Felix’s twisted but funny stories about life, love, school, men, women, stupidity and some more subjects as well. These stories are fresh material. Instead of thinking that life is great and spend time yanking a nose hair, you should sit back, relax and enjoy Singapore Siu Dai.”
- Moe Alkaff, comedian
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Singapore Siu Dai - Felix Cheong
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singapore siu daiSingapore Siu Dai: Th e SG Conversation in a Cup
Text © Felix Cheong, 2014
Cover illustration © Miel, 2014
Inside illustrations © PMan, 2014
ISBN 978-981-07-8858-2 (paperback)
ISBN 978-981-11-7603-6 (ebook)
Published under the imprint Ethos Books by
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Design and layout by Pagesetters Services Pte Ltd
Cover design by Tay Khai Xin
Cover illustration by Miel
Fourth printing, 2019 by Ho Printing Singapore Pte Ltd
Typefaces: 12pt Minion Pro; 18/30/48pt Christopherhand
Material: Cover – 260gsm Matt Art Card
Content – 70gsm Prima Antique Cream
All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
National Library Board, Singapore Cataloguing-in-Publication Data
Cheong, Felix.
Singapore siu dai : the SG conversation in a cup / by Felix Cheong ; illustrations by PMan. – Singapore : Ethos Books, [2014]
pages cm
ISBN : 978-981-07-8858-2 (paperback)
1. Singapore – Fiction. I. PMan. II. Title.
PR9570.S53
S823 -- dc23
OCN867745647
singapore siu daiBy The Same Author
Poetry
Temptation and Other Poems (1998)
I Watch the Stars Go Out (1999)
Broken by the Rain (2003)
Sudden in Youth: New and Selected Poems (2009)
Young adult fiction
The Call from Crying House (2006)
The Woman in the Last Carriage (2007)
Fiction
Vanishing Point (2012)
Singapore Siu Dai 2: The SG Conversation Upsize! (2014)
Singapore Siu Dai 3: The SG Conversation Dabao! (2016)
Non-fiction
Different (2005)
Acknowledgements
Thanks once again to Hoe Fang for taking a chance with this book, even though it is something outside my comfort zone;
To Toast Box at 112 Katong, where I spent many teh-stained teeth afternoons writing;
To Moe, Adrian, Prem and Colin, for your kind blurbs;
To Neil, for your incisive foreword;
To Miel, for such a beautiful cover;
To my collaborator-in-crime, PMan, for your quirky illustrations that cut right to the heart of Singaporeans;
To my old friend, David, for your encouraging feedback when this manuscript was still struggling to get off the ground;
And to my wife Georgette, who kept these stories on a tight leash with your comments.
The Great Calibrator: A Science Fiction Fable was first published in breakfastnetwork.sg
Contents
Foreword by Neil Humphreys
The Life of Slices
Taxi Woes I
Taxi Woes II
Train Woes I
Train Woes II
Train Woes III
Distance Matters I
Distance Matters II
SG Conversation
A Day at Toast Box°
Sturdy Notes
Disappearing Act
Graffiti Confusion
Mr. OB’s Marker° I
Mr. OB’s Marker II
Tank You
A Day in the Office
At the Matchmaker I
At the Matchmaker II
At the Matchmaker III
At the Matchmaker IV
At the Matchmaker V
At the Censors
Language Therapy for Teens
At the Police Post
Captain Obvious I
Captain Obvious II
Captain Obvious III
SingaSore
A Day at the Races
The Trade-off
Beng Out of Shape
Most Wanted
The Fussy Employee
Writing on the Wall
Lost and Spaced Out
Group Effort
Shifting Maps
Like That Law
Pay Matters
First World Problems
Game Over
If only…
‘Allo ‘Allo
The True Story of Ah Queue
A Flash in the Trend
Chope!
Exam Fever
The Great Calibrator: A Science-Fiction Fable
GSS I
GSS II
G-Men I
G-Men II
G-Men III
Glossary
About the Author
About the Illustrator
"It's okay to say you've got a weak spot.
You don't always have to be on top.
Better to be hated than loved, loved,
loved for what you're not."
– I Am Not a Robot,
Marina and the Diamonds
Foreword
Felix Cheong gets it. He always has. Hold up a mirror to a face-saving society for too long and the initial dazzle gives way to irritation.
In the unremitting glare, the critical mirror burns the face. Humour is the emollient that softens the impact. In other words, make them laugh or they will come after you with a parang.°
Felix tiptoes across that ever shrinking tightrope with characteristic panache. A man after my own mischievous heart, he goes after them all: inane censorship, parental kiasuism,° economic Darwinism, the shameful exploitation of foreign workers and, of course, the answer to all our societal problems – a packet of tissue paper.
But he satirises. He never