Dark Watchers
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An offbeat poetry collection for middle grade kids and adults. The poems are quirky and humorous and run the gamut of science-fiction, fantasy, and horror, focusing on cryptozoology, fearsome critters and monsters around the planet. The performance pieces draw on rock, funk, blues, alt country, jazz and reggae.
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Dark Watchers - Richard Stevenson
Acknowledgments
Poems in this collection have previously appeared in Altered Reality, Bewildering Stories, Black Petals, Bumbershoot, Crows Toes Quarterly, Feathertales Review, Granfalloon, New American Legends, Runcible Spoon, Rune Bear, SciFaiKuest, Senary (Flying Octopress), Space Cadet Science Fiction Review, Trouble Among the Stars, and The Were Traveller.
My thanks to the editors for their support.
Table of Contents
The Billiwhack Monster 9
The Wog 10
The Awful 11
The Lake Koshikonog Monster 12
Big Red Eye 14
Dewey Lake Monster 16
Dark Watchers 17
The White Stag 18
Appalachian Black Panther 20
The Crosley Monster 21
Space Penguins 22
Drunken Bear 23
Mississippi Mud Man 24
The Demon Leaper 26
White River Monster 28
White Screamer 29
Catzilla 30
Spectre Moose 31
The Pink Mess of Goose Creek Lagoon 33
Alabama Metal Man 34
The Whoompus Cat 35
The Grunch 36
Block Ness Monster 37
Muck Monster 38
Moon Eyed People 39
Normie 40
Seven Sci Fi Tanka 41
The Muhuru 44
Carnivorous Algae 47
Blue Space Brains 48
Tsuchinoko 49
Glastonbury Glawackus 51
Mountain Boomer 52
Old Greeny 53
Willy 54
Were Otters 55
Third Eye Man 56
Giant Cockroach 58
The Albatwitch 60
Ogua 62
Pocomoonshine Lake Monster 64
The Gowrow 65
Whale Eater (Kronosaurus) 67
Wood Devil 68
The Allegewi 70
Bear Lake Monster 72
Argopelter 73
The Billdad 75
The Blue-Headed Black Bear 76
Crocodingo 77
The Bassigator 79
Tokoloshe 80
Lizzie 82
Prestwood Pete 83
Footloose Bull Goose Moose 84
Goblin Shark 85
Teratorns 86
Inflatable Hedgehog 88
Ufiti 2 89
Neanderthals 90
Maero 91
Nain Rouge 92
El Cuatlacas 94
The Man Bat of Northern Mexico 97
Mantis Man 99
Leelanau Lake Monster 101
The Butler Gargoyle 102
DeSmet Lake Monster 104
Boar Man 105
Selbysville Swamp Monster 106
Mu 107
Jenny 108
Living Mammoth 109
Jarbridge Monster 111
The Flintville Monster 113
The Creeping Unknown 115
Shadow Boxing 117
Pantoum of the Hairy Hands 118
Dover Demon ( Mannegishi ) 120
Sasquatch 121
Spontaneous Human Combustion 122
Out-(Per)cussing a Pesky Poltergeist 123
The Ghoul 125
Radioactive Hornets 126
Paranormal Parasites 127
Do The Funky Cryptid 129
The Billiwhack Monster
Tall and apelike with horns like a ram,
the Billiwhack Monster terrorized
Santa Paula during the years
just before and after World War II.
Allegedly an attempt by the government
to create a super soldier, the beast
escaped the lab. Began pelting citizens
with rocks and pounding witnesses’ cars.
Heavily muscled, with long grey hair,
the beast might not have been so mean
had officials seen fit to make him a mate.
Instead, he took to jumpin’ cars in lover’s lane.
Well, wouldn’t you? Knowing you’re the only one.
Thump, jump, pelt, and rage against
the creatures who gave you a heart and lungs,
but no reason or desire to carry a gun.
The Wog
A denizen of a boggy pond
near Winder, Georgia, the Wog
is a demon dog the size
of a pony with long black fur
and longer front than back legs.
Looks like he’s squatting on
his long-plumed tail, just waiting
for you to come down the trail
to greet him. Until he presents you his
burning ember eyes, lolling forked tongue.
Better be a good runner then. The Creek
didn’t call this mud volcano Nodoroc
because they liked the sound. It means
gateway to Hell,
and the Wog is
Its Wal-Mart greeter, dude!
Only he doesn’t want you to grab
a cart and start shoppin’.
He wants yer heart, kidneys, and
the warm gentle plash of yer intestines
on his plate, pas de condiments, Bud.
I’m not jokin’! He don’t even
Strip yer bones; just crunches
‘em up like pretzels as he chases
‘em down with a great gulp
of yer pumpin’ jugular blood.
The Wog – yeah, I know, a racist
name for black immigrants in England;
I’ve heard it before. This guy ain’t
no half-savvy racist honky though, Bud.
He’s man’s worst friend. Final greeter.
The Awful
Gnaw-ful appropriate, the name:
grey skin, long serpent-like tail,
twenty-foot wingspan, huge claws
that could easily grip a milk can.
Not some Heidi’s milk cow or
sheep herdin’ mutt, but a roof-clatterin’
leather-winged beast whose fire red eyes
glare at you from a neighbour’s gable.
Could easily grab you and fly away.
Folks tend to stay indoors and avoid
such ill-fated trysts. Would rather hide
under their beds than under a piece of lettuce.
Nah. The Awful’s more than a gnaw-ful
name on folks’ dance cards. He’s
a somnolent samba of a ride
down a warm, damp, dark gullet.
A must-miss kiss with the devil’s playmate.
The Awful’s got a jaw full of pointy
razor-wire sharp teeth, You’d admire
his pearly whites, if you had a camera.
The Lake Koshikonog Monster
The Lake Koshikonog Monster
of Jefferson county, Wisconsin
boasts a ten-foot neckline,
is forty feet long with
a neck eight inches thick
and head like a horse.
Yer standard lake cryptid –
Not interested in duck hunters
or fiberglass blue burrito canoes.
Just up to scope out the bay,
practice a few tumble turns,
maybe scratch his back on the rocks.
Harrumph and a hump or two –
that’s all we get – not a snort
or howdy do.