The Tall Tales Of George Santos

By James Panetta

I have a friend, his name is George Santos. No greater hero, politician, astronaut, cowboy, volleyball player, financial analyst, superhero, fighter pilot, immigrant, small business owner, big business owner, sous chef, slide trombone player, golfer, cheerleader, hedge fund manager, general, Knight of Nih, Knight of Ren, race car driver, small mammal milker, chick sexer, ghost hunter, master hand shaker, tree decorator, guy who points at interesting stuff, guy who points at uninteresting stuff, chick hollerer, and so many more have ever had the honor to grace the United States Congress. Look inside to see the exploits of this amazing American superstar.

Also get excerpts from my Donald Trump Book, "Little Donny Tiny Hands." See former President Donald Trump's many failures in the form of a children's book, you know, so he can understand it too.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Apr 5, 2023
• ISBN: 9781312701489

James Panetta

Where to start? I graduated from Penn State in 1997 with, believe it or not, a degree in Aerospace Engineering. Yes, I'm a rocket scientist, and I have the poor spelling to prove it (if you don't believe that look at all the mistakes on a blue print). I was in Army ROTC but I was downsized just prior to commissioning. My first engineering job was with a company in Blue Bell PA doing design work for plastic extruders. Every time you look at a truck bed liner or a plastic lid think of me. Never got a job in my field and when the price of gas went up (primary component of plastic) I was laid off. I went back to school at Drexel University where I got my Masters in Education and 70,000 more in debt. I taught science and math as a substitute teacher in Philadelphia where lets say my life was threatened everyday, so it was kind of fun (military training really got put to use). Right now I work full time for a place I can’t mention but can say its sports related.I was always writing and drawing all through what was mentioned above. While I was at Penn State I even put out a sci-fi comic called Saber in the local comic book stores. I linked up with a film school student and started doing anime parodies. Basically you just reedit and re-dub the footage with a usually very adult and silly theme. They were shown at a few conventions. Next we did a live action project called Fan Wars, which was a parody of a certain 6 movie sci-fi classic. That was around when I met the co-founder of IkuZo! Studios Christopher A. Ryons. After Fan Wars, we filmed Merc Force which is the original pilot for MERCS (its on Netflix now), that’s when Mike Pringle joined the crew. It wasn't to bad for a first movie and I take pride that my first was an action movie. Bad special effects yes, but it got distributed. Next I did two horror movies "Death from Beyond', and "Death From Beyond II", also available on Netflix, and distributed by Brain Damage Films. I published my first novel, “TBG To Be A God”, now on Kindle and Nook. MERCS my science fiction television series is now airing on MaddyG TV a ROKU station. Tortured Tales, a Horror Movie anthology I’m working on with Wet Kiss Productions will be available soon.

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The Tall Tales Of George Santos

James Panetta

Copyright © 2023 James Panetta

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The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

No part of this book may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without express written permission of the publisher.

ISBN-13: 9781312701489

Cover design by: James Panetta

Printed in the United States of America

Contents

Title Page

Copyright

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

GEORGE SANTOS THE GREAT MAN

GEORGE SANTOS THE GREATEST ATHLETE

GEORGE SANTOS THE CAREER MAN

GEORGE SANTOS THROUGH TIME

GEORGE SANTOS FINAL THOUGHTS

KNOWN GEORGE SANTOS LIES

FAILED TRUMP BOOK

OTHER ARTWORK

About The Author

DEDICATION

This book is dedicated to all people in the United States and the rest of the world that have to endure any politician who was elected to office on false pretenses.

Disclaimer for the Humor Impaired

Satire

noun: satire

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary