Your Mileage May Vary

By Sidney Bell

Daniel "Nuke" Nuka is a hot mess. He hates his day job, he routinely overdrafts his checking account, and he can't remember the last time he ate a vegetable. The one reliable bright spot? His best buddy Lee. Sure, Lee's uptight and finicky and he has that weird thing about using coasters, but he also has Nuke's back.

Lee Hapsburg III is not a hot mess—or at least that's what he tells himself. He has a promising future at his law firm, a flourishing stock portfolio, and...a secret fetish that's always made sex a land mine of stress and shame. Lee's been hiding his kink for so long that when Nuke stumbles across the evidence, his first reaction is panic.

Nuke is admittedly repelled by Lee's fetish, but it's become habit by now to take care of his buddy. So he makes an offer that will turn their friendship—and their lives—into one big hot mess.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sidney Bell
• Release date: Apr 18, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215134368

Sidney Bell

Sidney Bell lives in Colorado with her amazingly supportive husband. She received her MFA degree in Creative Writing in 2011, considered aiming for the Great American Novel, and then promptly started writing fanfiction instead. More realistic grown-ups eventually convinced her to try writing something more fiscally responsible though, which is how we ended up here. When she’s not writing, she’s playing violent video games, yelling at the television during hockey games, or supporting her local library by turning books in late.

Book preview

��5 ebook_preview_excerpt.html�ZK�ܸ� �Ҧ_��#K���8F +�I���$(l>j�C�>�O��*�?3z^H�n�@�*++�����)�0u/��h����Ιwv3��q3Ͽ)���[�wWO_z��m��'�y�-�������_V��z�k�T2�%Ϯ9��L�39��ۈ�O� �dV�{cqٻ�9�j��=�nΦ �,�?;mX���z�������>L��e?�/V�����Ϯ}o���Ƽ���G����j��3����d>�]�ovJ3�՜��ߝm���g7e��TK��<��h�~;��9��'/ة��u���P� ~�Ez��Cd�q5�לaM�Rv#6I���M�&q_���5�������S�8���x�b��]c�ޚ�Ջ$�P�"����u��|p2[X$���~.�6���ٺ���^<���/���� �l6�G�z�ؤ'���V�ck^8{�_��z�3C���-���a O]� ѯ_�����%~����+�y����u_����`O/8|e��as�ۯ�6�]�w[ܻT~z��E�RF:!�z,��rr��H��!N���7�t7�a�=1�rKC��_ĺSR���&[� �����{��;�d� (B���&"�ݎ�&?
ր��7Ⱦ��.m\���~LA-���^3´)?e��X
��Fp���F&�3��}dZ�qJ�q����{0���~f�j����Ԅ�'~��1 �.%�3d,�T�x�T��
�
��+�V9`d:�����$��I�3��V�ڒ=�)�sd�ƌ�7��`�n�1�x԰�x.�#Hm�����?��Ͽ��¼�ݖ,5�b[&�G��ىG�B��-����ysZ< - V\#9j� {�Y� G��uύ� ��#No�����Q����8�R��䀌��C�DmK!#ň�!M����yӴ����d�����
0т�x�|�~�����Ʋ*��?s�EU$����6>uK����AD9Y�"a����d,�ANB(���rn�L�9�� �G)�pr�����|B�"7�G�>,���r�R�@?�^| '
І����g" �ݷB��"��L�Y�v N!�4G��:xqV() j��� ��OLQ��Kȝ�lX Z����+�
J�xރ�
��p��:�1,;��4���F�Um: B���� ֳ{�j}�����?��I H�#�pʻzK�ϤO���"���#�̿g�hz���\BIׅ50��aY�W{��L�A�;�B���\�4��N�w!�h�6KS2{Dm �ⓔ��k�-��u��8�oy�W9��G���`�&�X>�r�J�c��h~\Ƒw�Â��R��͓���ؓo�� a ��_����(��J�Z|����&G��A�lR,۠�^P���ꉰu���o$LȒ�h‚���h�P� y �� �y�� h�f��oB�A~�� Q��I���n7&��j27A�vG�8�L�C���ڒ�.��|����� =?!x찰��ʒ�A�'OOP&��R&�8 ��_�!Z���g��rRL��T��`C�I��&t����R *G�F��)qo�n�"��hnZ9���mT�E� ��.Nh�0���lJ-�����׵r��?�$��[!r�1L��̡���n4�]$�A`PYj���tY�C�81.�(+^��2��#�8eCo���R�m�F9O@~rn��q!H�@D�rR�UJ�$�A� '�V�eࠀ���-�#X� �p�
E�(g-X{���ʀ�~訦]F���a7%v�ϛ��� OaL��!y|���A�X�scܾ�g6�ǪS���־$���TXܱoJ Q�5���2֨��OZ�.��7d��D ���b|k�;f��/����j*��9�2\���5|R�hs3;x�T<݀���L�w�:�x��j��gQĎ�{Ľ�71k;���2 �V+��@���¸��iPo�l7�@ �Q�wF� �e@����7B׼�eNQ&K��D��0!:����K������ ;GNG9&-#��L�D���γ-�h��d\����JP؁��Ց��Z�-����QxE�J��&7�nؕX|��9�ue�k}s �?�=5��Ȕg/<���Z8m����N(�0���~�:��x�v:�8��;mp�jO �� �ʸPr\<�;���m�q�?Υ�V�W��d�l� ��8�>4�3�q���A��#
�w�)�f�Hf�l��(���hz�.�1��`'�!�}�'��A]�l;9q�%=���x��EaK�a;vQ���+�&pg�Ct@����0[�#����}�
�H �CY<iqF1I�&"��E�8�-��@����q崕��R%��"�U ���Y1+xvA��
�i1���?)Kɴ���F��s�
L���h��9���a+O��ez�nR>�����}^� Z�)M�Dlj��ik3:��%�Rɥ�A�s*qL���3 0�+�1���j�E�ˀ ��E�rvh*`g�h�2\=�O�:�0@��ǚ�u�z[Zt�a��/o.m5�(�[�\ރ-cI�Ӛ:r����;7!���hf��0�s���lHO�k"�!�(��$x4�m}��,�C�";DTc�x��`�Zm��9����5��Rk�/w���k2e)��f���1Y��ޛ��h1"leF �_�=]�'ó^��k�w��z�k��[���w���%Id�%��ɮ�h4��e0հ8�ui���E��ev���G�#7MA >��|�UF
,c����V|*�l쮬�Y�51�W?h^���"8�;(:�#l&���o {� pb�FJE�,m�/��Rԫ�NJ��M� �����jA�!|�d�A����Y^��k��K��� ��oa�A(��Ga�ϒD��:8�"