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You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5
You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5
You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5
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It's the fifth book in the series the bureaucrats don't want you to read. Nathan Haynes thinks he's finally beaten Director Fulcher for good, but Fulcher is back, with a plot so insidious that Nathan will never see it coming, especially not through that bag Nathan wears on his head. The power of negative thinking, the world's richest homeless guy, a religion founded by politicians, and a box with an angry badger in it - all in You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please).

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PublisherAndrew Stanek
Release dateDec 19, 2017
ISBN9798215444306
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