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    You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #3
    You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #4
    You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #2
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    You Are Dead. Series

    By Andrew Stanek

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    About this series

    It's Christmas time in Dead Donkey, but Nathan is startled to discover he's not allowed to open his presents! Bureaucratic machinations are to blame. Nathan sets out to deal Director Fulcher a yuletide defeat and get his Christmas presents back. What to give an economist, the origins of reality television, gifts for people you hate, and the true meaninglessness of Atheist Christmas, all in You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please), a new comedy from author Andrew Stanek, the writing of which definitely got him on the naughty list.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrew Stanek
    Release dateJun 23, 2016
    You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #3
    You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #4
    You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #2

    Titles in the series (6)

    • 2

      You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #2
      You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #2

      You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #2

      Andrew Stanek
      4/5 - 1 rating
      4/5 - 1 rating

      The second, hotly unanticipated freewheeling comedy in Andrew Stanek's You Are Dead series. Nathan Haynes dies again, but is startled to discover that Director Fulcher refuses to continue restoring him to life. Can he find his way back to his home city of Dead Donkey, or will he be trapped in bureaucracy forever? Aero-literary thermopsychologists, marauding bands of opera signers, ducks with telepathy, and a man who's convinced he's not Napoleon - all in You Are a Ghost. (Sign Here Please)!

      The second, hotly unanticipated freewheeling comedy in Andrew Stanek's You Are Dead series. Nathan Haynes dies again, but is startled to discover that Director Fulcher refuses to continue restoring him to life. Can he find his way back to his home city of Dead Donkey, or will he be trapped in bureaucracy forever? Aero-literary thermopsychologists, marauding bands of opera signers, ducks with telepathy, and a man who's convinced he's not Napoleon - all in You Are a Ghost. (Sign Here Please)!

    • 3

      You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #3
      You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #3

      You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #3

      Andrew Stanek
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      The legally required third installment in Andrew Stanek's award-adjacent You Are Dead series. Nathan Haynes has escaped the city of Dead Donkey, but the administrative reach of the cosmic bureaucrats follows him even on the road to Las Vegas. Lost beavers, suborbital rocket-powered unicycles, and the Committee to Murder Nathan Haynes, all in You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please).

      The legally required third installment in Andrew Stanek's award-adjacent You Are Dead series. Nathan Haynes has escaped the city of Dead Donkey, but the administrative reach of the cosmic bureaucrats follows him even on the road to Las Vegas. Lost beavers, suborbital rocket-powered unicycles, and the Committee to Murder Nathan Haynes, all in You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please).

    • 4

      You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #4
      You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #4

      You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #4

      Andrew Stanek
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      Part four of Andrew Stanek's internationally condemned You Are Dead series is here! Director Fulcher has a plan to put Nathan's papers in order once and for all, but Nathan has one chance to stop him: through the awesome power of local politics. The Triumvirate of One, the Cult of Pacman, and the bag on Nathan's head, all in You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please).

      Part four of Andrew Stanek's internationally condemned You Are Dead series is here! Director Fulcher has a plan to put Nathan's papers in order once and for all, but Nathan has one chance to stop him: through the awesome power of local politics. The Triumvirate of One, the Cult of Pacman, and the bag on Nathan's head, all in You Are Undead. (Sign Here Please).

    • 5

      You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5
      You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5

      You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #5

      Andrew Stanek
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      It's the fifth book in the series the bureaucrats don't want you to read. Nathan Haynes thinks he's finally beaten Director Fulcher for good, but Fulcher is back, with a plot so insidious that Nathan will never see it coming, especially not through that bag Nathan wears on his head. The power of negative thinking, the world's richest homeless guy, a religion founded by politicians, and a box with an angry badger in it - all in You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please).

      It's the fifth book in the series the bureaucrats don't want you to read. Nathan Haynes thinks he's finally beaten Director Fulcher for good, but Fulcher is back, with a plot so insidious that Nathan will never see it coming, especially not through that bag Nathan wears on his head. The power of negative thinking, the world's richest homeless guy, a religion founded by politicians, and a box with an angry badger in it - all in You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please).

    • 6

      You Are Concluded. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #6
      You Are Concluded. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #6

      You Are Concluded. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #6

      Andrew Stanek
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      It's the final book in the infinitely long series! Nathan's final, decisive battle against the forces of the cosmic bureaucracy is here! Director Fulcher puts a plan in motion to obtain the legendary Form 1 and wreak his terrible statutory revenge against Nathan. Can Nathan, Travis, Brian, and one very angry badger stop the bureaucrats before they regulate everything Nathan holds dear? An atheist crusade, bureaucrats getting between us and our laundry, and Nathan's choice of college majors, all in this thrilling conclusion to the You Are Dead series, You Are Concluded. (Sign Here Please)!

      It's the final book in the infinitely long series! Nathan's final, decisive battle against the forces of the cosmic bureaucracy is here! Director Fulcher puts a plan in motion to obtain the legendary Form 1 and wreak his terrible statutory revenge against Nathan. Can Nathan, Travis, Brian, and one very angry badger stop the bureaucrats before they regulate everything Nathan holds dear? An atheist crusade, bureaucrats getting between us and our laundry, and Nathan's choice of college majors, all in this thrilling conclusion to the You Are Dead series, You Are Concluded. (Sign Here Please)!

    • 7

      You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #7
      You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #7

      You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please): You Are Dead., #7

      Andrew Stanek
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      It's Christmas time in Dead Donkey, but Nathan is startled to discover he's not allowed to open his presents! Bureaucratic machinations are to blame. Nathan sets out to deal Director Fulcher a yuletide defeat and get his Christmas presents back. What to give an economist, the origins of reality television, gifts for people you hate, and the true meaninglessness of Atheist Christmas, all in You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please), a new comedy from author Andrew Stanek, the writing of which definitely got him on the naughty list.

      It's Christmas time in Dead Donkey, but Nathan is startled to discover he's not allowed to open his presents! Bureaucratic machinations are to blame. Nathan sets out to deal Director Fulcher a yuletide defeat and get his Christmas presents back. What to give an economist, the origins of reality television, gifts for people you hate, and the true meaninglessness of Atheist Christmas, all in You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please), a new comedy from author Andrew Stanek, the writing of which definitely got him on the naughty list.

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