100 Really Ridiculous Stories

By A. Scholtens

Introducing "100 Really Ridiculous Stories" - a collection of over 100 hilarious and thought-provoking short stories. Each story in this eBook is a masterpiece of absurdity, featuring characters and situations that are sure to make you laugh out loud. From a dragon who wants to marry a lighter to a chair that likes cheese, these stories are guaranteed to leave you in stitches.

But don't be fooled by the silliness of these tales - each one has a deeper meaning, inviting the reader to reflect on important themes such as identity, purpose, and the human condition.

With "100 Really Ridiculous Stories", you'll never be bored again. Whether you're looking for a quick read on your lunch break or a hilarious bedtime story, this eBook has you covered. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained by this ridiculous storytelling..

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sas155
• Release date: Feb 19, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215960028

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100 Really Ridiculous Stories

Writer: A. Scholtens

Cover design: A. Scholtens

© A. Scholtens

February 2023

100 Really Ridiculous Stories

...o r maybe more, I don’t know....

My dear reader, I am a storyteller and expert in the art of weaving ridiculous tales, it is my pleasure to entertain and enlighten you with my words. I truly hope to entertain you, but under all circumstances I will remain true to my own unique voice.

So come along, let's journey together through the wild and wacky worlds that I've conjured up in my mind. But don't get too comfortable, for just when you think you know where the story's headed, I'll throw in a twist so unexpected that it'll leave you scratching your head in wonder.

Table of Contents

100 Really Ridiculous Stories

The story of the huntin’ trip

The story of the Magical Mayor

The story of the lead machine

The story of the Man in the Moon and the lost iron

The story of the cat who wanted to wallpaper the kitchen

The story of the detective who found the impala

The story of the silver-blue pencil that colored like a pen

The story of the who lived under his boat

The story of the chair that liked cheese

The story of the sausage who wanted to be a rabbit

The story of the dream that was looking for the purpose of life

The story of the oak leaf that befriended a drill

The story of the nigt the Jiberee was born

The story of the dance of the storm

The story of the first dawn

The story of the dwarf on the bridge

The story of the dragon who wanted to marry a lighter

The story of the drama of the Baramba

The story of the dilemma of the choice that had to make a choice

The story of the nightmare that had to hide during the day

The story of the caterpillar who wanted to frighten the frog

The story of the long hair and the WOW

The story of the coockie that smiled at the sun

The story of the nova that no longer exists

The story of the mouse that said Sorry

The story of the candle who ate grass

The story of the beer that so wanted to sit on a chair

The story of the yellow ocher inside-out box

The story of a swallow with a fear of heights

The story of the hair that wanted to be a feather

The story of the A who met a golf ball

The story of the sound that wanted to go back in time

The story of the bitcoin that wanted fringe

The story of table leg who watched Star Trek

The story of the red that faded

The story of the glasses case in the mirror

The story of the rug that got its swimming certificate

The story of the pillow that wanted to kiss

The story of the discovery of the zzmogb

The story of the mile that doesn't understand there are miles

The story of the narcissistic yawn

The story of the crying white cloud

The story of the math equation that doesn't want to be solved

The story of the crown that will not crown a king

The story of the blank slate

The story of the bear who wanted to learn to rhyme

The story of the joyfully rolling stone

The story of the desert who won a trip to the moon

The story of Queen of Twice Hearts

The story of the glove for the cow

The story of the T-rex that met the red ant

The story of the footstep on the rainbow

The story of the chips no one wants to eat

The story of the mountain that stumbled and fell

The story of the spider who travels the world for 79 days; she must and will beat Jules Verne!

The story of the reflection looking in the mirror

The story of the knife that cut itself

The story of the couch that trades with a money bank for one day

The story of the train that wanted to take a train journey

The story of the construction on the A9

The story of the change

The story of the baking butter in the fridge

The story of a hedgehog who doesn't like his hedgehog food

The story of the fish that swims backwards

The story of the shed that is sick

The story of the soap pot behind the green shower curtain

The story of the coffee mug that got locked out

The story of the history that takes place in the future

The story of the turtle that cleans the basement

The story of the silly match

The story of the wok that stood

The story of the onion that quarreled with everyone

The story of the mega pixel that didn't want to be mega

The story of the clock that was no longer on time

The story of Wednesday who wants to go to the Saturday market on Thursday with Friday

The story of camera that is against everything

The story of the bee that is everywhere, except where it doesn't want to be

The story of the hamster who dreams that his owner is running in the hamster wheel

The story of the legend falling apart

The story of the chess game that is not right

The story of the climbing frame for parakeets

The story of the sweater with three sleeves

The story of the cobweb necklace

The story of the flying cherry tomato sandwich

The story of the wasp belt in olive oil

The story of the best farmers shopping bride

The story of the swinging cat under the tablecloth

The story of the bitterbal that wept bitterly

The story of blue blue and a little blue

The story of the binoculars that can't see far

The story of the key that doesn't fit anywhere, but that everyone wants

The story of the very, very bad, or what?

The story of the game ghost

The story of the tea that kept a diary

The story of the dog in night mode

The story of the lamp that wanted to take the bus to the city

The story of speckle city

The story of the eight stream images

The story of the window that went through the wooden door

The story of the ladder that panicked

The story of the end of all the ridiculous stories in this book

The story of the huntin’ trip

Let me tell you about the time ol' Jeb and his trusty hound, Biscuit, went on a huntin' trip in the woods. Jeb was a seasoned hunter, but Biscuit was just a pup, eager to prove himself.

As they were trekkin' through the thickets, Biscuit suddenly took off runnin', barkin' up a storm. Jeb figured the dog had caught the scent of a deer, so he followed close behind.

But as they burst through the underbrush, Jeb saw something he never could have imagined in his wildest dreams. There, in the clearing, was a unicorn!

Now, Jeb wasn't one to believe in fairy tales, but he couldn't deny what he was seein' with his own two eyes. The unicorn was prancin' and dancin', its horn gleamin' in the sunlight.

Jeb raised his rifle, thinkin' he could bag himself a mythical creature for the history books. But Biscuit, bless his heart, had other ideas. The little pup ran straight up to the unicorn and started lickin' its nose!

To Jeb's surprise, the unicorn didn't seem to mind. In fact, it nuzzled Biscuit and let out a soft neigh. Jeb realized then that this wasn't a creature to be hunted, but a friend to be made.

So, he put away his rifle and sat down on a nearby stump, watchin' as Biscuit and the unicorn played together in the sunshine. And as he sat there, Jeb realized somethin' important - sometimes, the most extraordinary things in life are the ones we least expect.

So, my friend, that's my first story for you. A ridiculous tale, to be sure, but one with a twist that might just make you think. And if you ever find yourself out in the woods, keep your eyes peeled - you never know what kind of magic you might stumble upon.

Let’s see what else is in the pocket....

The story of the Magical Mayor

Once upon a time, there was a town where the people were all convinced that their mayor was a magical wizard. They believed that he had the power to control the weather, make crops grow, and even turn water into wine. Of course, it was all hogwash, but they were a superstitious bunch and it made for good gossip.

One day, a young man named Tom arrived in town and quickly became enamored with the mayor's daughter. She was beautiful and kind-hearted, but she also believed in her father's supposed powers. Tom, being a practical man, tried to convince her that it was all just a bunch of nonsense. But she wouldn't hear of it.

Determined to prove his point, Tom hatched a plan. He went to the local hardware store and purchased a bunch of smoke bombs. Then, on a particularly hot day, he set them off near the town square. The townspeople were amazed as the sky turned dark and a fierce storm raged down on them. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed, and they were all convinced that the mayor was responsible.

But just when they were about to crown him king of the wizards, Tom stepped forward and revealed the truth. The storm was just a clever trick, and the mayor was nothing more than a regular man. The townspeople were shocked and confused, but they also felt a sense of relief. They realized that they didn't need a wizard to control their world – they could do it themselves.

And so, the town continued on, a little wiser and a little more skeptical of the fantastical. But Tom and the mayor's daughter lived happily ever after, their love story a testament to the fact that even the most ridiculous situations can have a happy ending, as long as you're willing to look beyond the surface.

The story of the lead machine

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a man named Henry. Now, Henry was a peculiar sort of fellow, with a mind that raced faster than a cheetah on caffeine. He was constantly dreaming up all sorts of wild and wacky ideas, from a bicycle that could fly to a hat that could make you invisible.

One day, Henry had a stroke of genius. He decided that he wanted to invent a machine that could turn lead into gold. Of course, as anyone with a basic understanding of science knows, this is impossible. But Henry was not one to let a little thing like impossibility stand in his way.

He worked day and night in his basement, tinkering and toiling away on his machine. Finally, after many long weeks, he emerged triumphant, with a contraption that he was sure would turn his dreams into reality.

With trembling hands, he inserted a piece of lead into the machine and flipped the switch. And