Bake Off: Welcome to Happy Hollow

By D.M.Guay

Sometimes, pure evil is baked with love.

No-nonsense octogenarian Ida Mae Turnbull is the head judge of Happy Hollow's annual charity baking competition. The prestigious event has been the town's pride and joy for more than a hundred years—Until his year. This year, something dark, something evil, something hungry, lurks in the cherry pie. Ida Mae will face a terror unlike any humanity has ever seen. Because sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Because sometimes, good grannies go bad, and some bakers will do anything to win.

 

Bake Off is a new granny horror comedy short story from D.M. Guay, author of the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

Other horror comedy books by D.M. Guay
The Graveyard Shift
Monster Burger
Angel Trouble
(Re)Possessed
Hell for the Holidays
Critters from the Poo Lagoon
Kevin vs The Mothman

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: D.M.Guay
• Release date: Jan 9, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215977132

Book preview

Bake Off

Bake Off

A HORROR COMEDY SHORT STORY

D.M. GUAY

Copyright © 2022 Denise Guay Trowbridge

All rights reserved.

Cover illustration by Jorge Iracheta

Cover design by James at Goonwrite.com

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Contents

Welcome to Happy Hollow

Bake Off

Kevin vs The Mothman

Who is D.M. Guay?

Books by D.M. Guay

Welcome to Happy Hollow

Sometimes, pure evil is baked with love.

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Evil cake with tentacles.

Bake Off

Ida Mae Turnbull knew the one hundred and twenty-third annual Happy Hollow Charity Ladies' Auxiliary Bake-Off Fundraiser was off to an unusual start the second she bit into Norma Burton's cherry pie, and a cherry bit her back.

Goodness gracious me. Ida Mae pulled the fork out of her mouth and came face to face with a row of teeth. Sharp, pointy, yellow. Really, Norma. Some sort of critter got mixed up in your fruit!

At first, she thought it was a mouse. But it snarled and bit, looking for something to sink its teeth into. Ida Mae had certainly never met a mouse like that. Or a cherry, for that matter.

The two white-haired women stared at the tiny angry thing, until it screeched at them and tried to jump right off the fork, aiming for Ida Mae's jugular.

Well, I never! Ida Mae was not one to put up with that kind of nonsense. She speared the tiny red