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    If You Give the House a Cookie: How the Squeaker of the House Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Democracy.
    If You Give the House a Cookie: How the Squeaker of the House Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Democracy.
    If You Give the House a Cookie: How the Squeaker of the House Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Democracy.
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    If You Give the House a Cookie: How the Squeaker of the House Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Democracy.

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    A Christmas fairy tale set on Capitol Hill about a cynical politician who wants to become Speaker of the House but lacks the required votes. After eating a magical cookie and having a fantastical adventure with visions of the founding fathers the cynical politician finds the true meaning of America and be

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLiberty Cookies Inc.
    Release dateJan 7, 2023
    ISBN9798987538210
    If You Give the House a Cookie: How the Squeaker of the House Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Democracy.
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    John Rose

    John Rose teaches Sociology at Southwark College and London Metropolitan University.

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