Mythic Evolution: Evolution Stories

By Miguel Atkinson

Finally the mysteries of evolution may be revealed! Short stories on evolution collected to enjoy! From the World's Greatest Evolutionist appearing to solve every mystery of evolution to the raw power of the Lightning Evolutionist, the world of evolution may never be the same!
Evolution combines into a Nexus under the guide of the Evolutionary Alchemist! And can a gorilla feel like a man? And is there any way to determine the limits of Mythic Evolution? What if they already walk among us?
Watch as the World's Greatest Evolutionist creates the ultimate experiment to prove evolution once and for all! Evolution stories for you to enjoy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Miguel Atkinson
• Release date: Oct 30, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005255190

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Mythic Evolution

Evolution stories

By

Miguel Atkinson

Copyright © 2012 Miguel Atkinson

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Published by: Miguel Atkinson at Smashwords

This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold

or given away to other people.

The characters and events are fictitious. Any similarity to real people, places, or events in coincidental.

Disclaimer: Evolution is not real. Do not attempt any of experiments depicted.

Table of Contents

Story 1 The World’s Greatest Evolutionst!

Story 2 Best Friend: Gorilla’s Sorrow

Story 3 The Evolutionary Alchemist!

Story 4 Blood- Sucking BigFoot

Story 5 Electric Evolution

Preface

This collection contains some stories to entertain with evolution, mythical creatures, and strange experiments. Contains some language and violence and strange experiments. For mature readers.

The World's Greatest Evolutionist!

On that day, the world watched in awe and anticipation, yearning for the moment when Evolutionary Reversal took its place!

Months before when the man who shocked the world first appeared.

They were in a large crowd at a small science conference. A small debate of two notable men. Dr. Roman Sigfried, a leader in denouncing evolution hoaxes like the flying pig pictures awhile back. And Dr. Martin Apel who cancelled suddenly!

Although this was a small get together, it garnered more attention as Dr. Sigfried was basically saying it was the end of evolution once he presented. This caused a few local news crews to stop by but the buzz wasn't like a concert or anything. Still, the turnout was higher than recent years and many professionals as well as people of varied experience showed up for the debate and presentation.

It's time we end the lies of evolution. After my presentation of the evidence, I suspect everyone will finally realize it was dead on arrival, the doctor said to the blonde newswoman.

The newswoman ran down the hall to the other doctor to get a comment as well. I have come to reveal my latest research not indulge in fantasy like Dr. Roman. Stay tuned! the mystery substitute said as they both moved to the stage. The podiums were ready as well as the massive screen for their displaying evidence.

The university had scheduled a debate on evolution and creation for over a month. Unfortunately, the evolutionist had cancelled. No doubt in fear of his opponent who had won several thus far. Rather than cancel the whole event, a substitute had been chosen due to his eagerness. A complete unknown with little in credentials. Yet, he stood boldly in his white coat with safety goggles atop his head as if he had just finished some experiment!

The Creation advocate stood up in a dark suit at his podium. The audience bought snacks as they prepared for a break from the usual school events. My opponent Dr. Apel was too busy to make it. I don't blame him. The last time we spoke, he was trying to convince me evolution was real because he had lower back pain! Dr. Roman said with a smile. They laughed.

As if that was proof that he used to walk on four legs? I mean, what kind of proof is he thinking of? That man 'evolved' from hippo? I have never met our substitute but I hope you won't be using Dr. Apel's arguments, Dr. Roman said as he gestured to him.

The man in the lab coat gladly spoke up.

I too have heard this foolish idea. People say lower back pain proves evolution. I think we all see the faulty logic in that. Anyone can hurt their back or twist it even whilst sleeping. It's much more logical to say humans like bananas even though they are not native to their locality. Here we see humans remember their ape-like diet. Humans love bananas and apes love bananas. I call it, theory of evolutionary flavor!!! Haha! Why? Therefore evolution. the man declared before the stunned audience.

Well, of course bananas are delicious! But still! Dr. Roman said as he continued on his evidence tearing into evolution. The crowd was half pleased and half angry.

Dr. Roman went into his presentation in depth. The screen flashed with photos of the footprints.

Now, these human footprints and human bones on top of dinosaur tracks clearly undo the idea of billions of years! It is utter nonsense and the time to let go, no, the time to destroy the lies is here! Dr. Roman shouted to applause. But the evolutionists were furious!

I'm going to kill this fucker, the evolutionist mumbled to himself.

He turned to his opponent happily. Well? Dr. Roman said.

Are you finished? Yes, well, I suppose that is a nice transition point for me, thank you. As Dr. Roman just put it, it is impossible for humans to live at this time, the unknown man said from his podium.

I didn't say that, Dr. Roman said.

Which means, the footprints here cannot be humans. What then? the stranger said to them all.

Aliens? one man in the crowd whispered. Why would aliens be barefoot with dinosaurs?

No, they are humans is my point! Dr. Roman answered.

He's so modest. We should think of Dr. Roman as an evolution hero! If he had not helped find such evidence, I would have never made my discovery that I would like to share with you all today, the mystery man said.

What is he talking about? Dr. Roman thought in confusion.

Now, where to begin. First to answer the good doctor's question. The feet are human-like but not human. How can that be? I believe I have described it quite well in my papers. I call it -Mythic Evolution Theory, the unknown man said as the crowd gasped.

What in the world are you talking about? Dr. Roman demanded.

Weird. This is getting interesting, huh? the student in the crowd said to his girlfriend.

I don't know, she said in confusion as she stared at the presentation.

The footprints were made by this! the unknown man said as the screen lit up. A drawing of a lizard-like man came up. They gasped in confusion. We all know the stories of such creatures, including the underground cities. Now, evolution has unraveled another mystery with my theories. We all know lizards grow differently than all of us, allowing for such giants. That is a fact however; evolution has another description or state that I call - Ultimate Realization Evolution. What does this mean exactly? Bear with me. We all know today, man is the most evolved form, the perfect form, he said as they listened in stunned silence and disbelief.

What we now have thanks to Dr. Roman Sigfried's work and others is a chance to explain even more about evolution and how it works. These creatures, the lizards, evolved into their ultimate forms, the lizard men lost to history! Notice how they look more human? Their toes for instance would be scaly but numbered like men. This explains such footprints; it also explains the tools found in old coal etc. But what happened to these creatures? They were not the ultimate form. Although they had some intelligence, their brains were too lizard-like to prosper. This was the first ultimate dead-end. The lizard's ultimate form. Here we see the lizard never stops growing so naturally it reached its ultimate form first. This not only explains so-called lizard cities underground but also these so-called human footprints by dinosaur prints. These things had the similar digits but that's all. It is surely extinct. But it doesn't stop there, the unknown man said to a shocked crowd. Did he expect anyone to believe this?

This ultimate form idea is integral to evolution. But it doesn't stop there. Nature has always wanted man, the ultimate form. But there are many failures along the way. The first we are all familiar with. The Golem, nature's first attempt to make a living organism, a living rock. The first dead-end. While long-lived the Golem was slow and unable to reproduce. This is why there are still some stories from recent history. Notice how the rock was more human like? Just as I said, nature wants man, the ultimate form. But there is much more. The Bird's final form as I'm sure you all know is the legendary Harpy! As this flying fiend evolved, it was ultimately limited by its low intellect and inability to make tools. This dead-end is the bird's ultimate evolved form. Notice how it is more man-like? All building to us, the mystery man continued.

This is nonsense! Dr. Roman said in anger.

I listened to you for an hour! Now, shall you let me finish! the mystery man demanded as the crowd roared in support. They wanted to see what the hell he was talking about!

Now, naturally, the ultimate form of the fish is as many sailors have said so very humanlike, the aquatic mermaid! See here, we have a big problem; this creature could not conquer the land. This spurred evolution to go on land and resulted in the lizard men later on. In the depths, this creature may have survived and that explains that, the man continued.

That doesn't explain anything! Dr. Roman thought.

"Now since my colleague is fond of horses, let