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W. S. Gilbert
W. S. Gilbert (1836-1911) was an English librettist, dramatist, and poet. Born in London, Gilbert was raised by William, a surgeon and novelist, and Anne Mary, an apothecary’s daughter. As a child he lived with his parents in Italy and France before finally returning to London in 1847. Gilbert graduated from Kind’s College London in 1856 before joining the Civil Service and briefly working as a barrister. In 1861, he began publishing poems, stories, and theatre reviews in Fun, The Cornhill Magazine, and Temple Bar. His first play was Uncle Baby, which ran to moderate acclaim for seven weeks in 1863. He soon became one of London’s most popular writers of opera burlesques, but turned away from the form in 1869 to focus on prose comedies. In 1871, he began working with composer Arthur Sullivan, whose music provided the perfect melody to some of the most popular comic operas of all time, including H. M. S. Pinafore (1878), The Pirates of Penzance (1879), and The Mikado (1885). At London’s Savoy Theatre and around the world, The D’Oyly Carte Opera Company would perform Gilbert and Sullivan’s works for the next century. Gilbert, the author of more than 75 plays and countless more poems, stories, and articles, influenced such writers as Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw, as well as laid the foundation for the success of American musical theatre on Broadway and beyond.
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More Bab Ballads - W. S. Gilbert
W. S. Gilbert
More Bab Ballads
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Table of Contents
THE BUMBOAT WOMAN’S STORY
THE TWO OGRES
LITTLE OLIVER
Ballad
MISTER WILLIAM
PASHA BAILEY BEN
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL FLARE
LOST MR. BLAKE
THE BABY’S VENGEANCE
THE CAPTAIN AND THE MERMAIDS
ANNIE PROTHEROE
AN UNFORTUNATE LIKENESS
GREGORY PARABLE, LL.D.
THE KING OF CANOODLE-DUM
FIRST LOVE
BRAVE ALUM BEY
SIR BARNABY BAMPTON BOO
THE MODEST COUPLE
THE MARTINET
THE SAILOR BOY TO HIS LASS
THE REVEREND SIMON MAGUS
DAMON v. PYTHIAS
MY DREAM
THE BISHOP OF RUM-TI-FOO AGAIN
A WORM WILL TURN
THE HAUGHTY ACTOR
THE DREAM.
THE TWO MAJORS
EMILY, JOHN, JAMES, AND I.
THE PERILS OF INVISIBILITY
OLD PAUL AND OLD TIM
THE MYSTIC SELVAGEE
THE CUNNING WOMAN
PHRENOLOGY
THE FAIRY CURATE
THE WAY OF WOOING
HONGREE AND MAHRY
ETIQUETTE
THE BUMBOAT WOMAN’S STORY
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I’m
old, my dears, and shrivelled with age, and work, and grief,
My eyes are gone, and my teeth have been drawn by Time, the Thief!
For terrible sights I’ve seen, and dangers great I’ve run—
I’m nearly seventy now, and my work is almost done!
Ah! I’ve been young in my time, and I’ve played the deuce with men!
I’m speaking of ten years past—I was barely sixty then:
My cheeks were mellow and soft, and my eyes were large and sweet,
Poll Pineapple’s
eyes were the standing toast of the Royal Fleet!
A bumboat woman was I, and I faithfully served the ships
With apples and cakes, and fowls, and beer, and halfpenny dips,
And beef for the generous mess, where the officers dine at nights,
And fine fresh peppermint drops for the rollicking midshipmites.
Of all the kind commanders who anchored in Portsmouth Bay,
By far the sweetest of all was kind
Lieutenant Belaye
.’
Lieutenant Belaye
commanded the gunboat Hot Cross Bun,
She was seven and thirty feet in length, and she carried a gun.
With a laudable view of enhancing his country’s naval pride,
When people inquired her size,
Lieutenant Belaye
replied,
Oh, my ship, my ship is the first of the Hundred and Seventy-ones!
Which meant her tonnage, but people imagined it meant her guns.
Whenever I went on board he would beckon me down below,
Come down, Little Buttercup, come
(for he loved to call me so),
And he’d tell of the fights at sea in which he’d taken a part,
And so
Lieutenant Belaye
won poor
Poll Pineapple’s
heart!
But at length his orders came, and he said one day, said he,
"I’m ordered to sail with the Hot Cross Bun to the German Sea."
And the Portsmouth maidens wept when they learnt the evil day,
For every Portsmouth maid loved good
Lieutenant Belaye
.
And I went to a back back street, with plenty of cheap cheap shops,
And I bought an oilskin hat and a second-hand suit of slops,
And I went to
Lieutenant Belaye
(and he never suspected me!)
And I entered myself as a chap as wanted to go to sea.
We sailed that afternoon at the mystic hour of one,—
Remarkably nice young men were the crew of the Hot Cross Bun,
I’m sorry to say that I’ve heard that sailors sometimes swear,
But I never yet heard a Bun say anything wrong, I declare.
When Jack Tars meet, they meet with a Messmate, ho! What cheer?
But here, on the Hot Cross Bun, it was How do you do, my dear?
When Jack Tars growl, I believe they growl with a big big D—
But the strongest oath of the Hot Cross Buns was a mild Dear me!
Yet, though they were all well-bred, you could scarcely call them slick:
Whenever a sea was on, they were all extremely sick;
And whenever the weather was calm, and the wind was light and fair,
They spent more time than a sailor should on his back back hair.
They certainly shivered and shook when ordered aloft to run,
And they screamed when
Lieutenant Belaye
discharged his only gun.
And as he was proud of his gun—such pride is hardly wrong—
The Lieutenant was blazing away at intervals all day long.
They all agreed very well, though at times you heard it said
That
Bill
had a way of his own of making his lips look red—
That
Joe
looked quite his age—or somebody might declare
That
Barnacle’s
long pig-tail was never his own own hair.
Belaye
would admit that his men were of no great use to him,
But, then,
he would say, "there is little to do on a gunboat trim
I can hand, and reef, and steer, and fire my big gun too—
And it is such a treat to sail with a gentle well-bred crew."
I saw him every day. How the happy moments sped!
Reef topsails! Make all taut! There’s dirty weather ahead!
(I do not mean that tempests threatened the Hot Cross Bun:
In that case, I don’t know whatever we should have done!)
After a fortnight’s cruise, we put into port one day,
And off on leave for a week went kind
Lieutenant Belaye
,
And after a long long week had passed (and it seemed like a life),
Lieutenant Belaye
returned to his ship with a fair young wife!
He up, and he says, says he, "O crew of the Hot Cross Bun,
Here is the wife of my heart, for the Church has made us one!"
And as he uttered the word, the crew went out of their wits,
And all fell down in so many separate fainting-fits.
And then their hair came down, or off, as the case might be,
And lo! the rest of the crew were simple girls, like me,
Who all had fled from their homes in a sailor’s blue array,
To follow the shifting fate of kind
Lieutenant Belaye
.
It’s strange to think that I should ever have loved young men,
But I’m speaking of ten years past—I was barely sixty then,
And now my cheeks are furrowed with grief and age, I trow!
And poor
Poll Pineapple’s
eyes have lost their lustre now!
THE TWO OGRES
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Good
children, list, if you’re inclined,
And wicked children too—
This pretty ballad is designed
Especially for you.
Two ogres dwelt in Wickham Wold—
Each traits distinctive had:
The younger was as good as gold,
The elder was as bad.
A wicked, disobedient son
Was
James M’Alpine
, and
A contrast to the elder one,
Good
Applebody Bland
.
M’Alpine
—brutes like him are few—
In greediness delights,
A melancholy victim to
Unchastened appetites.
Good, well-bred children every day
He ravenously ate,—
All boys were fish who found their way
Into
M’Alpine’s
net:
Boys whose good breeding is innate,
Whose sums are always