Match-Liss • A Horror Comedy: Tales of Online Dating in Awkward Middle Age

By Klein

Recently divorced after having been married/with the same man for 18 years, Liss enters the world of online dating using Match.com. She writes about the men she encounters and confronts ugly truths about herself and the realities of internet dating in this horror-comedy.

Part memoir and part middle-age "coming of age" there is a reckoning of past

• Language: English
• Publisher: MelissaKlein.com
• Release date: Aug 10, 2022
• ISBN: 9798986699714

Klein

I have 2 dogs, 2 cats and 2 horses. I trail ride. I am an artist. I drink moderately. I enjoy cursing when I can get away with it. My family is really, really cool - and I'm close to them. I am spiritual but not religious. I like long walks on the beaches and warm candlelight dinners. I love to clean (lie) and am a gourmet cook (sorta) and a vagabond in the bedroom (don't get the wrong idea, I am also an innocent virgin if that's what you like). If you are a guy who says that you are a simple guy - I am not going to like you. While I don't want a CRAZY guy, a simple guy sounds really boring to me and you will bore me. OK - it's nice that you hunt and fish... but what are you trying to prove with yourself and all of those dead animals? That you are a good provider and that you can bring home the bacon? My cats easily catch more pounds of meat per year with their offerings of large rats, mice and birds than you do with your little string of fish. Do I sound bitter? Crazy? I am. And you know what? I have only started doing online dating two months ago. I hope it doesn't get worse from here.

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