The Merry Wives of Windsor
By William Shakespeare and Mint Editions
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The Merry Wives of Windsor (1601) is a comedy by William Shakespeare. Following the success of Henry IV Part I, it is rumored that Queen Elizabeth requested that the bard write a play featuring the character Falstaff in love. Falstaff, a clownish character notable for his bravery and loyalty to King Henry V, remains one of Shakespeare’s most beloved characters. Despite this prominence, it has earned a reputation as one of the playwright’s least staged works. “Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner: come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.” For his wit and wordplay alone, William Shakespeare is often considered the greatest writer to ever work in the English language. Where he truly triumphs, however, is in his ability to portray complex human emotions, how these emotions contribute to relationships, and how these relationships interact with politics, culture, and religion. Arriving in Windsor with an empty stomach and even emptier pockets, Falstaff comes up with a plan to seduce a wealthy woman. When his servants refuse to deliver his letters to Mistresses Ford and Page—both of them married—he fires Pistol and Nym, who subsequently inform the ladies’ husbands. Eventually, the Mistresses get their hands on Falstaff’s letters and, upon discovering they are exactly the same, conspire to embarrass the aging, overweight bachelor. This edition of William Shakespeare’s The Merry Wives of Windsor is a classic of English literature reimagined for modern readers.
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William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.
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The Merry Wives of Windsor - William Shakespeare
ACT I
Scene I
Windsor. Before PAGE’S house.
Enter JUSTICE SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS.
SHAL: Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it: if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire.
SHAL: Ay, cousin Slender, and Custalorum.
SLEN: Ay, and Rato-lorum
too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself Armigero,
in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, Armigero.
hundred years.
SLEN: All his successors gone before him hath done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat.
EVANS: The dozen white louses do become an old coat well; it agrees well, passant; it is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
old coat.
SLEN: I may quarter, coz.
SHAL: You may, by marrying.
EVANS: It is marring indeed, if he quarter it.
SHAL: Not a whit.
is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my benevolence to make atonements and
SHAL: The council shall hear it; it is a riot.
EVANS: It is not meet the council hear a riot; there is no fear of Got in a riot: the council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your
SHAL: Ha! o’ my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it.
also another device in my prain, which peradventure prings goot discretions with it:—there is Anne Page, which is daughter to Master Thomas Page, which is pretty virginity.
SLEN: Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.
desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold and silver, is her grandsire upon his death’s-bed (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!) give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old: it were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles and
Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page.
SLEN: Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound?
EVANS: Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny.
SLEN: I know the young gentlewoman; she has good
EVANS: Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts.
SHAL: Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff there?
one that is false, or as I despise one that is not true. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door for Master Page. (Knocks) What, hoa! Got pless your house here!
Enter PAGE.
EVANS: Here is Got’s plessing, and your friend, and Justice Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that peradventures shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings.
venison, Master Shallow.
SHAL: Master Page, I am glad to see you: much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page?—and I
PAGE: Sir, I thank you.
SHAL: Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do.
PAGE: I am glad to see you, good Master Slender.
SLEN: How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say
PAGE: It could not be judged, sir.
SLEN: You’ll not confess, you’ll not confess.
SHAL: That he will not. ’Tis your fault, ’tis your fault; ’tis a good dog.
SHAL: Sir, he’s a good dog, and a fair dog: can there be more said? he is good and fair. Is Sir John Falstaff here?
PAGE: Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you.
SHAL: He hath wronged me, Master Page.
PAGE: Sir, he doth in some sort confess it.
SHAL: If it be confessed, it is not redressed: is not that so, Master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed he hath; at a
saith, he is wronged.
PAGE: Here comes Sir John.
Enter SIR JOHN FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, and PISTOL.
FAL: Now, Master Shallow, you’ll complain of me to the king?
broke open my lodge.
FAL: But not kissed your keeper’s daughter?
SHAL: Tut, a pin! this shall be answered.
FAL: I will answer it straight; I have done all this. That is
SHAL: The council shall know this.
FAL: ’Twere better for you if it were known in counsel: you’ll be laughed at.
EVANS: Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts.
what matter have you against me?
SLEN: Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol.
SLEN: Ay, it is no matter.
PIST: How now, Mephostophilus!
SLEN: Ay, it is no matter.
NYM: Slice, I say! pauca, pauca: slice! that’s my
SLEN: Where’s Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin?
EVANS: Peace, I pray you. Now let us understand. There is three umpires in this matter, as I understand; that is,
fidelicet myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter.
PAGE: We three, to hear it and end it between them.
EVANS: Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my note-book;
discreetly as we can.
FAL: Pistol!
PIST: He hears with ears.
EVANS: The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, "He hears with
FAL: Pistol, did you pick Master Slender’s purse?
SLEN: Ay, by these gloves, did he, or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else, of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward shovel-boards, that cost
these gloves.
FAL: Is this true, Pistol?
EVANS: No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse.
PIST: Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John and master mine,
Word of denial in thy labras here!
Word of denial: froth and scum, thou liest!
SLEN: By these gloves, then, ’twas he.
NYM: Be avised, sir, and pass good humours: I will say "marry
is the very note of it.
SLEN: By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass.
BARD: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences.
EVANS: It is his five senses: fie, what the ignorance is!
BARD: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashiered; and so
SLEN: Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick: if I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken
EVANS: So Got